[Thoughts]Programming musings thread[General]

Post little thoughts, jokes, news, etc. that don't necessarily warrant having their own thread.

Java is the epitome of conservativeness in programming: clunky, burdened by obsolete "features" that were never good, too slow do adopt important features that others already benefit from, preferred by low skill workers from the east, disliked by the skilled and smart, guilty of enabling horrible atrocities, but also way more popular than it should be allowed to be and found all over the world.