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Name: Anonymous 2018-09-02 17:57

Post little thoughts, jokes, news, etc. that don't necessarily warrant having their own thread.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-11 3:17

>>80
anus on, log

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-11 4:07

Objective C is better than C itself

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-11 4:46

O(log(anus)) -- a very fast anus indeed!
>>82

Objective-C is deprecated. Why not use Swift?

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-12 19:35

Representational beer transfer. An IPA API.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-13 20:09

fuck pointers

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-14 4:02

been starting to like using typescript

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-14 4:44

Is there any point to Haskell except stroking your ego by pretending you're doing math?

I have spent like 8 months learning it and haven't done anything useful with it at all. What a waste. I'm cutting my losses right now before I waste more time diving into all the extensions and shit. I'm fucking done.

I think the reason I didn't make anything with it is the same reason no one else makes anything with it. It's faux-math bullshite. Making programs is a practical endeavor. Programming is engineering, not masturbatory dreaming about types. It also attracts and fosters a perfection seeking mindset. You get so obsessed with "correctness" that you accomplish Nothing.

The biggest software project written in Haskell will always be Haskell. It has as much of a future as Symta does.

I get why people get into Haskell. They want to feel smart. Next time I'll just read an actual math book. It'd be far more useful.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-14 6:21

>>87
there are a few interesting haskal projects: from unixy stuff like shellcheck or xmonad to some super secret quant shit. but I guess most of that could be more easily written in something like ocaml. haskal is a dead dog because it will never be a practical functional language like ocaml, f# or even clojure and it is past its prime as an academic wankery language, having been replaced by the likes of idris. also ples type check my dubs

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-14 6:29

>>87
The biggest software project written in Haskell will always be Haskell
Haskell runtime is written in C and Cmm(C variant).
https://github.com/ghc/ghc/search?l=c&p=1

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-14 14:47

>>87
Is there any point to Haskell except stroking your ego by pretending you're doing math?
It has an acceptable type system (unlike most languages), which means that you will probably end up with less bugs at the end.

I have spent like 8 months learning it and haven't done anything useful with it at all
The problem is probably with you then.

Making programs is a practical endeavor
Not true, it is not more difficult than say python. It even has a lot of libraries.

not masturbatory dreaming about types
Haskell does not focus on types. Which is also why it has type inference and :: instead of :.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-14 16:00

>>90
The problem is probably with you then.
Ok, then show me something useful you anyone has done with Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-14 16:06

>>91
don't waste your time arguing with this dork, haskell is useless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSmkqocn0oQ

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-15 2:00

What is the best distro for a VPS that is secure out of the box? Is CentOS okay? Do you have to set anything up or change the default settings or is it good to go with defaults (aside from changing passwords)?

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-15 2:01

>>93
TailsOS

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-15 2:10

>>94
not suitable as a persistent server OS for LAMP stack and database and shit

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-15 3:29

>>93
TempleOS.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-15 14:59

>>96
wow epic meme my dude

yeah ring 0 everything and no networking and no web server software is great for a server OS?

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-15 18:22

>>97
Yes and if you can't understand why you need to log off.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-15 19:01

>>98
Click here to log off.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-16 2:28

>>98
Click here to check my dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-16 3:10

hello im fairX the haxxor join my community of hackers if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of haxx ;)

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-16 8:23

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-16 17:17

What's a software engineer's favorite dessert?
a push pop Edited on 16/09/2018 17:18.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-16 17:30

>>103
whats a push pop?

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-16 17:50

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-16 17:57

>>104
a candy thing, it was a pun about data structures (you can push or pop with a stack)
not funny when you have to explain the joke
>>105
incorrect, urban dictionary "definitions" always make non-sexual things into something sexual, what a stupid site
Here is what they actually are:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Push_Pop#/media/File:Push_pops_(candy).jpg

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-17 2:24

Modern apps:
A: What the fuck, someone made that into an app? And they made money from it? Shit, I could've done it. I bet I'm a better developer than they are.
B: Yeah, but you didn't. Instead, you obsessed over type systems and editors and config files. While they were thinking about societal problems to solve (and monetize), you were arguing about programming languages on forums. You're a programmer's programmer, but the successful ones are the ones who break out of tech bubbles and make changes in the real world.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-17 21:09

"GRUNNUR"

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-18 6:15

thinking about compiler metadata and its role in malware analysis

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-18 6:17

>>108
forgot that meme

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-18 6:55

don't forget to check my trips

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-18 7:29

<== check my quads

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-18 7:31

check my depression

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-18 16:07

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-18 22:49

MySQL, YourSQL, HisSQL, HerSQL, OurSQL, TheirSQL

Name: Ipse Dixit 2018-09-19 3:36

My other SQL is a Senatus populusQue Latinus.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-19 6:01

>>115
your're are sql

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-19 11:54

anuSQL

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-19 16:25

the virgin debugger vs. the chad print statement

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-19 18:36

>>115
ItsSQL?

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