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Russian Programmers Part 2

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-04 9:53

Continuing the theme of ingenious Russian programmers, we have an exhibit directly on LJR:
http://lj.rossia.org/users/hex_laden/406941.html

string CheckSpecDiaps (string IP)
{
int uip = IPConverter.IPToInt32 (IP);

for (int i = 0; i <SpecList.GetLength (0); i ++)
{
int start = IPConverter.IPToInt32 (SpecList [i, 0]);
int end = IPConverter.IPToInt32 (SpecList [i, 1]);
string desr = SpecList [i, 2];

if (uip> = start && uip <= end)
{
return desr;
}
}

return string.Empty;
}[/code]


For non-programmers, I'll explain: the Russian fool takes a set of intervals a0:b0, a1:b1 ... aN:bN and stupidly checks each of them for entering the number X. Making this a stupid search is the most inefficient algorithm, although in practice In its task, there may be thousands and millions of intervals. There is a lack of knowledge of the simplest data structures (in this case a binary tree) and the basics of mathematics. Worse, the idiots boasts of his unprofessionalism and the deficiency of the solution, apparently so that the client knows what he is buying and that the server will hang during production.

Indeed, all top companies dream of recruiting Russian programmers, but they continue to patriotically plow vodka fields for copecks at their native sharaga. Although there are isolated cases of traitors, one Russian programmer himself volunteered to promote the pindos science:
https://interestingengineering.com/russian-programmer-volunteers-first-human-head-transplant-next-year

TLDR: a request under a plausible pretext to give a link to this post in any western reddit and hackernews (such as Russian Programming Genius Strikes Back). It is necessary to PR Russian "smarty".

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-04 9:54

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-04 10:01

>>1-2
Make your're game

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-04 10:03

>>3
fund it

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-04 10:04

>>4
I'm not funding a commercial game that's available for mac osx and iphones only

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-04 10:07

>>3
here is the bitcoin address at the end:
http://lj.rossia.org/users/sadkov/198571.html

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-04 10:07

>>5
I will provide you with personal Linux or Windows version, if you promise not to share them.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-04 12:00

make your're are game

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-04 13:39

>>7
if you promise not to share them
non-free software is a sin

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-04 14:47

>>8
fund it

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-04 16:29

>>9
You should try OSX. It is great for programming, the environment is very stable and everything compiles out of the box, compared to Linux with its countless distros, and ./configure && make always failing. OSX also has nice terminal app, where you can drag and drop files and folders from Finder. It is very easy to install dynamic libraries on OSX and distribute your program - no crazy InstallShield(tm) stuff, just drag and drop your new app into /Applications/, dynamic library into /Library/Frameworks or anywhere else you like.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-04 17:47

>>11
the environment is very stable
And very outdated.

where you can drag and drop files and folders from Finder
I could do that as well in GNOME and KDE terminals.

and ./configure && make always failing
It is very easy to install dynamic libraries on OSX
Package managers exist.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-04 18:12

>>12
outdated
That's a crappy argument. Change for the sake of change isn't an improvement.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-04 19:20

>>13
Change for the sake of having your emacs addons work is an improvement.

Name: Глупый Насмешьник 2018-09-05 3:07

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-05 7:35

make your're are game

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-05 14:04

>>16
fund it

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-05 14:05

Русские программисты
Освоили Турбо Кобол,
Из Роскомнадзора чекисты
Загонят скотов в комсомол.

Не знает русня алгоритмов,
Английский им страшен и чужд -
Код речью родною изгадит,
Без всяких промышленных нужд.

Заря 1С зло шагает -
В ней русский язык как флажок,
Жгет болью НИОКров-ногаек
На русском написанный блок.

Name: Digital Nomad 2018-09-05 21:00

Заря 1С зло шагает - The dawn 1C steps evil [huh???]

В ней русский язык как флажок, = In her (it) the Russian language is like a flazhok - what's a flazhok???

Жгет болью НИОКров-ногаек = Burns with sickness NIOBlood(?) leggy ??

На русском написанный блок. = A block written in Russian. [huh???]

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-05 21:08

>>19
Just post it into Russia chat. They will get butthurt in no time. I got global Telegram ban for posting this rhyme into Russian programming chat.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-05 23:44

>>20
Why global ban?

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-06 0:41

>>21
Each chat ban is checked by global moderators, and they can decide to give you global ban, if they get butthurt enough. And I have huge talent into making people mad, so much they physically assault me in real life.

Like grandmother, grandfather was fond of urinotherapy, sometimes forcing me to endure and not go to the toilet, and then piss to a prepared jar. Grandfather diluted my urine with water and drank. The funny thing is that after this grandfather said that so hated by him Coca-Cola is "urine". Indeed, the mysterious Russian soul.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-06 7:07

make your're are game

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-06 7:08

>>23
fund it

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-06 7:18

>>24
get a job you lazy bydlo

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-06 10:49

>>25
I cant get a job, being illegal immigrant. Why you americunts can just bomb Russia, so I can return there, when no Russians will be left alive? NATO - No Action Talks Only.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-06 10:50

>>25
Also, to work in Ukraine, you must speak Russian language, if you refuse to speak Russian, you won't find a job.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-06 10:55

>>27
I remember a story of waitress being fired in Kyiv for refusing to speak Russian, although she spoke well in English, German and Ukrainian.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-06 12:58

>>26-28
excuses, excuses. I'm not even American, I'm just also not a Russian bydlo

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-06 13:05

>>26
How are you still alive without a job?

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-06 13:27

>>30
local man literally to angry at his fellow bydlos to die

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-06 13:34

old_neckbeard_yells_at_cloud.png

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-06 14:04

>>30
Slav genes allow extracting energy from rat vomit and false sense of superiority.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-06 14:29

Here is what Russians think of me:
http://lj.rossia.org/users/sadkov/200257.html?thread=7798337#t7798337
Think about it - why do the fucks like you deserve life? What did you do? Killed a hamster and peed around the corner KGB and now it's your pride? What did you do good? Crapped and snitched at good friends and now boast of it? Wrote an unnecessary video game in which only you play? Such people, always aching and demanding attention, people like you are unreliable, useless, mean - they are worthy of death, it is useless to treat them in psychiatric ward. Go get healing until you kill a girl.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-06 14:30

>>30
begging and shoplifting, getting some donations

Name: Слава Героев 2018-09-06 20:15

Russian language is most beautiful language, especially poetry.

Russians launched first space satellite, Sputnik 1957.

Great Russian scientists took first pictures of dark side of Moon.

Russian mademoiselles exceptionally beautiful.

Russian bread best in world.

Russian ballerinas best in world.

Best ballet music in world -- mostly Russian.

Greatest novel ever written -- by Leo Tolstoy, Russian,

All human beings thank God every day for giving us Russia. Amen.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-06 20:44

>>36
Russia created the first nuclear catastrophe -- #1 in the world, not even beaten by Japan!

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-06 21:46

>>36
Russia has the biggest poverty to natural resources ratio per capita.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-07 2:44

>look at this anecdotal evidence that one Russian """programmer""" is just terrible and retarded
>therefore, all and every single Russian programmers are bad and retarded!

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-07 3:01

>>39
Russian Bot shilling for Drumpf detected!

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