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Russian Programmers Part 2

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-04 9:53

Continuing the theme of ingenious Russian programmers, we have an exhibit directly on LJR:
http://lj.rossia.org/users/hex_laden/406941.html

string CheckSpecDiaps (string IP)
{
int uip = IPConverter.IPToInt32 (IP);

for (int i = 0; i <SpecList.GetLength (0); i ++)
{
int start = IPConverter.IPToInt32 (SpecList [i, 0]);
int end = IPConverter.IPToInt32 (SpecList [i, 1]);
string desr = SpecList [i, 2];

if (uip> = start && uip <= end)
{
return desr;
}
}

return string.Empty;
}[/code]


For non-programmers, I'll explain: the Russian fool takes a set of intervals a0:b0, a1:b1 ... aN:bN and stupidly checks each of them for entering the number X. Making this a stupid search is the most inefficient algorithm, although in practice In its task, there may be thousands and millions of intervals. There is a lack of knowledge of the simplest data structures (in this case a binary tree) and the basics of mathematics. Worse, the idiots boasts of his unprofessionalism and the deficiency of the solution, apparently so that the client knows what he is buying and that the server will hang during production.

Indeed, all top companies dream of recruiting Russian programmers, but they continue to patriotically plow vodka fields for copecks at their native sharaga. Although there are isolated cases of traitors, one Russian programmer himself volunteered to promote the pindos science:
https://interestingengineering.com/russian-programmer-volunteers-first-human-head-transplant-next-year

TLDR: a request under a plausible pretext to give a link to this post in any western reddit and hackernews (such as Russian Programming Genius Strikes Back). It is necessary to PR Russian "smarty".

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-13 12:21

What do I need to achieve in life?
1. First of all, it is necessary to get out of Ukraine - it is a swamp, an ass and a dead end, there is nothing good, not a decent person, there is no future, as in Russia, and in the CIS in general. Everyone here speaks Russian. Ukraine is shit, complete and absolute.
2. Next, I should finish the evening school in a civilized country.
3. And to get there is a normal higher education.
4. Work as an intern in the specialty.
5. After that, having some kind of CV, I can probably find a normal job, not involving shoplifting.

But this is so - dreams. First I need to somehow raise some bucks, given that I have no experience, no skills, no social skills (and indeed no desire to communicate with the Ukrainian genetic garbage), I quickly get tired and incapable of low-paid routine work. Ideally, I need a job as a provocateur, a saboteur and snitch, because I can create scandals and conflicts from scratch - this is the only thing I have a natural talent for. Having earned a lot money, I can easily drop from Urkaine, agreeing on a bribe with the border guards to let me through. Ukrainians will sell their own mother, not to mention the state border.


Khokhly, Rusnya and Bulbashi - all brotherly inhumane, they are united by absence of human qualities and general backwardness (no homo). Mudslimes are no good either.

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