Russian Programmers Part 2

Continuing the theme of ingenious Russian programmers, we have an exhibit directly on LJR:
http://lj.rossia.org/users/hex_laden/406941.html

string CheckSpecDiaps (string IP)
{
int uip = IPConverter.IPToInt32 (IP);

for (int i = 0; i <SpecList.GetLength (0); i ++)
{
int start = IPConverter.IPToInt32 (SpecList [i, 0]);
int end = IPConverter.IPToInt32 (SpecList [i, 1]);
string desr = SpecList [i, 2];

if (uip> = start && uip <= end)
{
return desr;
}
}

return string.Empty;
}[/code]


For non-programmers, I'll explain: the Russian fool takes a set of intervals a0:b0, a1:b1 ... aN:bN and stupidly checks each of them for entering the number X. Making this a stupid search is the most inefficient algorithm, although in practice In its task, there may be thousands and millions of intervals. There is a lack of knowledge of the simplest data structures (in this case a binary tree) and the basics of mathematics. Worse, the idiots boasts of his unprofessionalism and the deficiency of the solution, apparently so that the client knows what he is buying and that the server will hang during production.

Indeed, all top companies dream of recruiting Russian programmers, but they continue to patriotically plow vodka fields for copecks at their native sharaga. Although there are isolated cases of traitors, one Russian programmer himself volunteered to promote the pindos science:
https://interestingengineering.com/russian-programmer-volunteers-first-human-head-transplant-next-year

TLDR: a request under a plausible pretext to give a link to this post in any western reddit and hackernews (such as Russian Programming Genius Strikes Back). It is necessary to PR Russian "smarty".

To those planning on becoming mental patients in Russia, I have the following recommendations: on admission to the hospital, it is necessary to get to grips with other strong boys to keep the ward under control. If you do not want to lose health and fitness in asylum, you need to exercise regularly, and for this you need to eat well, and therefore there is a need to take away food from other patients, because the hospital's skilly is enough only to avoid hunger death, so you will want all the food you can get.

It is better to choose victims from newbies: a fresh patient arrives at the supervisory ward, awakens from the initial horse dose of haloperidol and then he must be somehow "registered" in the hut, so that he immediately gets broke and understands his place. To do this, a provocative gopnik-question is asked in the forehead, for example:

- What do you kiss: a hot iron or hairy ass?
- Fuck in the mouth or haloperidol in the ass?
- A week bound to bed or in the ass without a gel?
- Your head into shithole or a dick in your ass ass?
- Aminazine kilogram or sperm a hundred grams?

In case of an incorrect answer, the schmo is punched to the solar plexus, and then he gets lowered in the patient hierarchy to the ground, then you can easily take away food brought by his relatives, or simply bread from his hospital ration. You can also extort money from such a patient (to force him to pray to his relatives to bring some money), and money can be used to buy goods, like vodka, through hospital personnel.