Why boomers like Lisp and desktop OSes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Declinism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosy_retrospection
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imprinting_(psychology)#Baby_duck_syndrome

My other hand is always trying to reach the mouse when I use a phablet.
Why don't they make wireless mice for handeld devices? I'd definitely buy one.
Maybe some hacker here can make a startup with that idea, that would be great.