Ed the bloat-free browser

http://edbrowse.org/
Edbrowse, a Command Line Editor Browser . Edbrowse is a combination editor, browser, and mail client that is 100% text based. The interface is similar to /bin/ed, though there are many more features, such as editing multiple files simultaneously, and rendering html.

Russian women always try to morally humiliate and crush you. They do not hesitate to insult you, that you look bad and have oddities in behavior. For example, they told me that I was too cold and dating me they "do not feel flight." Well, let them fly to hell.

Edbrowse is a combination editor, browser, and mail client that is 100% text based

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>>2
make you're are game

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>>5
?exit
?quit

>>2
wear a beanie and slip some sherbet in their wine