Plan 9 discussion thread

Which Touhou or Touhous would use Plan 9 (from Bell Labs !!) ?

Forgotten ancient operating systems are transitioning to the land of illusions. Soon, they will reenact what they did in this world before the barrier: a war among OSes for the control of information storage and transfer.
Humans, kappa and fairies are starting to be mesmerized by the faster spread of information allowed by remote mail and file transfer. The journalist tengu resent this and are determined to prove that they are will not decay into obsolescence.
The ordinary magician thinks this technology could be used for enhanced magic research, so she's certainly interested too.
This time, the shrine maiden must restore the balance of Gensokyo before a certain OS turns people, stories and magic into files.