Those of you who won't finish their game

Do you want to be like Mentifex when you'll be older?
A demented old man spamming reddit with a ludicrous fake bot written in a decade-old deprecated language, his eye riveted on the "free PHP visit counter for your site"?
— oh today was a great spamming day! 50 unique visitors from reddit alone! *sip* *farts*

Is that what you really want or are you going to man the fuck up and finish the fucking game with the rest of us?