my billion dollar app idea

it's like Tinder but your profile only gets approved once you submit updated STD testing that shows you have no STDs, and you have to continually get STD tests and submit that info in order to continue to use your account/profile in the app

call it Cleander or some shit

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Same reason as prohibiting opiates.
Your government owns you and doesn't want its property damaged. Your pleasure is not important.