Wild ideas thread

Itt let's make up hacker news head lines

* Mysterious tsunami rages on the indian ocean
* The America That Failed
* DeadDogLang 0.0.5alpha released
* Ask NH: How not to be an insufferable autist?
* The Problem With Apple

* Aspects of the Traumatic Legal Nightmare
* Trump Family War heroes -- thinnest book in history
* I Was Donald Trump's Cellmate at Lompoc Federal Penitentiary
* How the West Was One
* I Ate Khashoggi's Vital Organs -- by Prince Mister Bone Saw
* Trump Was My Lover -- by one thousand ugly hookers
* Brett Kavanaugh Tried To Rape Me -- now he is on the Volksgericht
* They Tear-Gassed My Baby In Diapers -- by the Poor Mothers Caravan
* My Fake Bank Account at Wells Fargo -- by poor widows and pensioners

How I Made Money with Lisp

latest node.js library and why your ruby project should use it

* Show HN: Cloud-based smart coffee-maker on the blockchain
* Why you should quit college and found a machine-learning startup
* How eating your own shit will make you a 10x developer
* Why you should only hire people who argue about politics on Twatter

* Why you should check your OOPrivileges and switch to Rust. Includes live interview with Steve Klabnik in comments.
* How to use Internet of Things to connect your pacemaker to the blockchain
* Why education is bad and how can we make it worse.
* I just left Google to pursue career in Dog Phychotherapy, AMA.
* How haskell simplifies my workflow[Part 21]
* The AI will turn racist, say scientists researching AI racism.
* The Incredible Performance of DogShit.js will leave you stunned
* 40 political stories about vaguely tech-related bullshit

* I gave up food for an IV drip so I could spend more time on my startup and so should you

Actual headlines are even worse and less code-related.
https://news.ycombinator.com/active

* Rewriting my anus in Rust: a success story
* Moving from the Midwest to a carboard box in San-Fran: the best decision of my life
* Disrupting vs Synergizing: Choosing the smartest strategies for startups and enterprises
* 786786 falsehoods programmers believe about anus

* Implementation of dubs-checker in Idris type system

1. `I’m Broke and Mostly Friendless, and I’ve Wasted My Whole Life'

Sounds about right.

>>12
Thats just a roastie hitting the wall in slow motion.

>>12
https://www.thecut.com/2018/11/im-broke-and-friendless-and-ive-wasted-my-whole-life.html

>>13,14
well, at least she has enough self-awareness to recognize that she wasted her life all by herself. it's not much, but it's better than your're are average perpetually self-deceiving roastie 'cool wine aunt'