Let's Design Anuslang

Anuslang is /prague/'s cool new programming language. But what will it be like? OOP? Functional? Multi-paradigm? Static or dynamic? Strongly or weakly typed?

Here are my initial suggestions:
brap() instead of print()
anus(str[] args) function in the Anus class is the program entry point

>>5
Okay, I'll bite. Redpill me on symta.