The anus poaster

You know him. He will talk about anii, ask what programming language is it, or who is being quited. Is the anus poaster related to milkribs?

We regret to inform you you are being forcefully quitted starting from tomorrow.

Sorry, who?

>>3
The anus poaster, sorry for not speaking up.

>>4
Who?

>>5
milkribs

Red Cream

The hateful incel king Xarn.

The soulless Ginger.

Linux Torvalds, the russian hacker.

The compulsive dubs checker.

>>11

The compulsive dubs checker.

Ouch! You beat me to it. Boo hoo -- what do I have to live for?

Answer: The next dubs or trips.

Check my trips. <- <- <-

↸ repeating digits

⬉⬉⬉⬉⬉⬉
⬉⬉⬉⬉⬉⬉⬉
⬉⬉⬉ ⬉⬉
⬉ ⬉ ⬉ ⬉
⬉⬉⬉ ⬉ ⬉
⬉⬉⬉ ⬉ ⬉
⬉ ⬉ ⬉ ⬉
⬉⬉⬉ ⬉⬉
(small dubs)

                                                       |
                                                        \.
                                                        /|.
                                                      /  `|.
                                                    /     |.
                                                  /       |.
         just aiming for dubs                   /         `|.
                                              /            |.
                                            /              |.
                                          /                |.
     __                                 /                  `|.
      -\                              /                     |.
        \                          /                       |.
          \                      /                         |.
           \|                   /                           |\
             \#####\          /                             ||
         ==###########>     /                               ||
          \##==      \    /                                 ||
     ______ =       =|__/___                                ||
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\               '        ##_______ ______   ______,--,____,=##,__
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   `-,____,---'       \####\              |        ____,--\_##,/
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        #              ]===--==\                            ||
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                                                         \|.
                                                         /.
                                                        |

               _____________
              |             |
              |Thses dubs...|
              |_____________|
                  /
     _.-----._
   _'    '    '_
  '_____________'
      | +_+ |
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|      | |_/    , |
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   |     |      |
   |     \      |
   |___o/ \_____|
     |   |   |
   __)  >|<  (__
  (____,_|_,____)  

RFC: 6503

REVERSE LOUT TSKING PROTOCOL

DERP INTERNET PROGRAM

PROTOCOL SPECIFICATION

September 1981

prepared for

tinychan /prog/ bulletin board system poastings
Rude Lout Control Office
/prog/ @ tinychan
dis, tinychan, 00000

by

Information Sciences Institute
University of Pumblenuts


September 1981

0 1
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 A B C D E F 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 A B C D E F
+-----+---------------+---------+-----------------------------+
| ver | request code | label | length |
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-----+---------+-----------------------------+
|T|R|U|B|O|I|L|D|identification | sequence number |
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+---------------+---------------+-------------+
| thread ID | post ID | name |
+-------------------------------+---------------+-------------+
| |
= POASTINGS =
| |
+-------------------------------------------------------------+
| checksum |
+-------------------------------------------------------------+

RLTP Header Format

Flags:
T - tsk
B - belligerent
R - rude
U - uncouth
O - obtuse
I - ill-mannered
L - loutlike
D - dubs

               .-.
         .-'``(   )
      ,`\ \    `-`.
     /   \ '``-.   `   Ubanto 16.04.3 LTS
   .-.  ,       `___:  Linux 4.4.0-112-generic x86_64 GNU/Linux
  (   ) :        ___   Wed Feb 21 21:38:14 CST 2018
   `-`  `       ,   :
     \   / ,..-`   ,
      `./ /    .-.`
         `-..-(   )
               `-`

>>18
Scientists recently discovered a yet another critical vulnerability that affects the majority of the implementations of RLTP (the Reverse Lout Tsking Protocol). That vulnerability allows an attacker to gain the privileges of a dubber without being one herself. This is caused by the implementations not checking the post ID field and simply trusting the dubs field. RLTP is a very old protocol that carries a lot of deprecated and rarely used features of an older era, in addition to not not being webscale. Experts are advising to move to the newer PPP (the Penis Punischment Protocol, developed by the RedCream institute) but many of the older RLTP users refuse to make the change due to PPP's support for images.

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