high level anus

functional programmers: true high-level languages are the ones in which you don't need to think about the irrelevant, it's just you and the algorithm!
also functional programmers: haha this pleb wrote an explicitly recursive traversal function instead of automatically deriving it by utilizing an anusomorphism over coLGBT-coalgebraic comonads and an epsilon turbofunctor xD

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Marxism is a critique of capitalism. Its goal is to abolish it, because then things will surely be better.
Functional programming is a critique of C. Its goal is to abolish it, because then things will surely be better.

Marx showed the flaws of the capitalistic system, but did not make another system.
He guessed abolishing it will probably lead into an utopia.