high level anus

functional programmers: true high-level languages are the ones in which you don't need to think about the irrelevant, it's just you and the algorithm!
also functional programmers: haha this pleb wrote an explicitly recursive traversal function instead of automatically deriving it by utilizing an anusomorphism over coLGBT-coalgebraic comonads and an epsilon turbofunctor xD

Functional programming is like marxism.
There is no clear goal, but just an overarching theme which can be "worked" for.
That is why woman and insecure men love it.