Why do functional languages have so many trannies?

Surely I'm not the only one who has noticed this. Is the brain defect that makes you interested in functional bullshittery related to the brain defect that causes you to chop off your dick?

Maybe.
I don't have data to prove this, but I believe that the kind of obsessive anal-retentiveness about types and purity which prevails in functional programming communities must be associated with high-functioning autism. And there seems to be a correlation between autism and gender dysphoria.