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The Cost of Program Error

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-12 18:05

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion_Air_Flight_610#Aftermath
the on-board computer to believe that the aircraft is stalling, causing it to automatically initiate a dive.
All 189 passengers and crew were killed in the accident.

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-12 18:42

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-12 18:43

Robert Bedoll wrote about agile methods at Boeing and published for XP/Agile Universe 2003 here, on Google Books. Here's a summary:

We adopted the following principles:

Rapid prototyping of designs, with immediate customer feedback
Continuous involvement of the customer Weekly production releases:
Follow our standard development cycle (requirements - design – code – test - release) but compress it from formal releases every three months to formal releases every week.
Start simple and keep it simple
Evolve the tool to follow the evolving business process
Provide a one to three week cycle time for new feature introduction
Maintain a small development team
Produce abbreviated versions of our standard design documents.Let the prototyping drive the design documentation.
Retain our SEI (Software Engineering Institute) Level 2 rating

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-12 20:45

The plane OS was written in Lisp. GJS has the blood of 190 people on his hands.

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-12 21:02

what do I need to write software for a plane

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-13 4:42

>>4
Proof?

>>5
Latest PHP version.

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-13 15:43

>>5
H1B

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-13 16:44

>>7
Eat shit

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-13 18:43

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-13 18:52

How about we will use Russia to fly-test all the newesrt planes and to train the rookie pilots? If they won't fall after a year, then they should be safe enough for actually civilized countries, like Ethiopia. Civilized countries already test drugs on subhuman tatar-mongol Russians, so why not also test planes? Instantly Russia produces some actually useful product, beside oil and Putin could ask for forgiveness.

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-14 6:54

those dubs contain no errors

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-14 6:55

>>10
make your're are game

Name: Good Morning Miss Dove 2019-03-14 13:03

>>11
those dubs contain no errors

Perhaps so, young man, but your English writing is truly execrable.

"Those dubs..."

Report to Study Hall after school and write one hundred times,
"I will start each sentence with a capital letter." Tsk tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-14 13:23

>>13
Tsk tsk.
Nigger nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-14 17:23

>>14
ANCIENT MEME
GO BACK TO \LOUNGE\
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Name: Anonymous 2019-03-14 17:36

This was Boeing's fault, not just a programming "error":
https://www.dallasnews.com/business/airlines/2019/03/12/boeing-737-max-8-pilots-complained-feds-months-suspected-safety-flaw
Even the pilot was inexperienced.
Anyone taken a course on Engineering would know the planes didn't distribute weight properly.

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-14 21:12

I am smarter than a plane pilot and I could have saved everyone -- autistic text poaster, 2019

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-14 21:13

I am smarter than a plane pilot and I could have saved everyone. I love writing fibs in haskell pointfree style oneliner -- autistic text poaster, 2019

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-14 21:14

I am smarter than a plane pilot and I could have saved everyone. I love writing fibs in haskell pointfree style oneliner and reading HackerNews which is a community for nonfunctioning spergs -- autistic text poaster, 2019

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-15 7:12

I am smarter than a plane pilot and I could have saved everyone. I love writing fibs in haskell pointfree style oneliner and reading HackerNews which is a community for nonfunctioning spergs. I a big anus that can talk, and feel -- autistic text poaster, 2019

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-15 14:05

>>20
Your're an anus -- autistic text poaster, 2019

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-15 14:09

Dubs. -- autistic text poaster, 2019

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-15 18:27

>>16
Conspiracy theory: Boeing did NZ shooting to distract attention.

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-15 18:41

>>23
That's actually funny, since Boeing invests in the CIA.

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-15 21:14

Dependent types could have prevented this.

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-17 9:33

>>25
Nope. That was logic error: the sensor data was processed incorrectly, when two sensors presented conflicting information. Program should have warned pilots about sensors malfunctioning and reported it to technicians. Instead of the program used garbage input to crash planes. What were they thinking, while reviewing the code? We will never know, because their thoughts were likely in Arabic about praising Allah or crashing planes into buildings.

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-17 18:17

>>26
used garbage input to crash planes
dependent types literally could have prevented this

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-17 23:13

>>26
The sensor was giving wrong data but the technicians didn't have the training necessary to say if it was important, and declared the aircraft flight ready. The pilots did not know because their controls did not show any warning because it was an addon.

https://qz.com/1574441/a-warning-signal-that-could-have-prevented-the-lion-air-crash-was-optional/

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-20 17:37

>>28
That is why software should clearly state "EMERGENCY! HARDWARE FAILURE! CALL BOEING SUPPORT LINE"

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