Java

I write Java daily, it is a deadend jobbe end I hate my lufe.

at least you have a job

do what most Jabba wageslaves I knew did when they grew older - migrate to an architect position, then to management. you won't write much code (but let's be honest, you don't write that much anyway if you do ENTERPRISE-tier Java) but you'll get paid more and will have easier time slacking (which means more time for hobbies - this can be writing codans)

Somebody has to scrub these digital toilets. So good it is you, and not me. Enjoy!

dicks out for Harambe