Characters of /prog

Can we get a list of EPIC /prog characters and relevant people?

● Anal Cocks
● Cudder
● GNU/RMS
● Hal Abelson
● Linux Tarballs
● Nikita Sad Cow
● The Sussman
● Vladimir Putin
● WaHa
● Xarn
● ...

/prog/ is nothing but you, me, and The Sussman trolling us.

>>15
I can only be sure that I am not you, and not The Sussman. How can I tell you are not The Sussman?