Characters of /prog

Can we get a list of EPIC /prog characters and relevant people?

● Anal Cocks
● Cudder
● GNU/RMS
● Hal Abelson
● Linux Tarballs
● Nikita Sad Cow
● The Sussman
● Vladimir Putin
● WaHa
● Xarn
● ...

So out of all the characters here, the one I'd be very afraid of due to mental unstability is Nikita SadCow. The rest sound like pretty decent folk.