C jokes

The Pope, a boyscout, and the smartest C programmer in the world are on an airplane. The engines fail, the plane starts going down, and there are only 2 parachutes. The smartest C programmer in the world says, "Due to my extraordinarily high intelligence, I believe it is imperative that I survive and continue to show my people the path to greatness." He grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The Pope tells the boyscout, "I am an old man and I am ready to meet God, so you may use the remaining parachute, my son." The boyscout replies, "No, that's cool Pope, we both have parachutes because that C programmer just jumped out of the plane with my backpack."

strcpy(joke, chicken, strlen(chicken));
printf("%s", joke);

Segmentation fault (core dumped)