Programmers Should Ignore Academic Bullshit

Programmers create stuff, solving the actual problem.
Academics write garbage papers which give them more grant money.

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Everyone Should Ignore Academic Bullshit

FTFY

>>1
Programmers work on boring shit to make a major shareholder richer. Academics work on what they actually like to advance science and technology in ways programmers will use 10 years later.

Programmers aren't humans

>>5
Come on, even Aspies have humanity. Only the Chinese lack souls.

>>4

programmers will use 10 years later.

No. Nobody uses say Haskell. And will never use. And Haskell is one of the most practical projects Academia ever had. All other research is even more disjoint from reality.

>>7
I know a Haskell programmer.

>>8
Some people claim they know Jesus.

>>9
visit Central/South America and you'll probably get to know a lot of Jesuses.

Academics are just autistic guys who don't want to work. We should stop coddling them with welfare money that is college tuition.

>>11
That is why all Academics are leftists.

TFW, Academic institutions used to be business oriented tailored, thus taught assembly, manufacturing, engineering etc.. until scamming became the norm.
Now Academics is pure snake oil to entrap people into pay for a degree just to get your resume to be looked at.
Poor venture capitalists, if only they could reinvest in society for potential new revenue sources instead of looking for golden geese all the time.

>>13
Business oriented? They're business oriented today.

Back then they were actually academically oriented, researching and creating things that didn't exist in industry.

Today they're monkeyfucked shift for brains that can't see anything outside of the jobs market.

>>14 is on the money. And students are going through it like it's a ceremony or formality you do to start working. "Hey, when are they going yo teach us Java lol?"

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>>15
Students no longer go to college to learn. They go there to get a diploma in order to get a better job. This feeds on itself: the more people going to college just for a diploma, the less value a diploma has, the more one needs a diploma to be competitive, etc.. And universities absolutely love this, because more students means more money. Of course, universities not wanting to lose students leads to grade inflation leads to students getting by without learning the basics leads to it being easier to get a diploma leads to ....

And absolutely jack shit can be done. If you fail a bunch of students because they did not demonstrate even rudimentary knowledge of the course material, the administration is on your ass as soon as you submit grades. You can't even fail a student for cheating on an exam unless you want to go through a drawn-out battle against the administration that you will probably lose.

>>17
Economics is always like that. Consider Trump's The Wall project:
1. Trump hires contractor to build the wall.
2. The Wall is built, but the same contractor has armed Mexicans with tools to damage the Wall and dig under it.
3. Now wall must be constantly maintained, including installment of new high tech tools, like anti-drone measure,s motion detectors, and detectors of motion detectors.
4. After a few decades the wall costs order of magnitude more than the original problem itself, while Mexican immigrants still found a way around the wall with all its high tech farts and whistless.
5. The Wall maintenance industry created so many jobs for rednecks and niggers, it is now impossible to rollback, without creating unrest and revolution.

Until people understand how economics work, there will be the non-ending stream of such problems.

>>18
No wonder Palestine has a wall all around the Jewish menace scum.

>>19
Jews still hire a lot of illegal immigrants. So the wall is as good as nothing.

fuck niggers

>>20
So why are they constantly buying missiles?

That is how economics works.

>>22
Same reason you got dubs, because you can.

Libyan Programmers ignore Everything that is not Home made in the Lab.
Remember 2000 Bug that destroyed countless Computers and killed 13 People? No Libyans involved. Libyan Programmer George was carefully and stresslessly fucking Female in the Lab with his big Dick while the World was exploding because of low Quality CIA Source Code.

>>3
this