Typical Ha---rNews poster at family dinner

10-year-old kid: I learned about square roots at school today! The square root of 9 is 3.
NH poster: ahahahahaahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You fool. You imbecile. You simpleton. The square root of 9 is 3 or -3. A partial answer is equivalent to an incorrect answer, if not more misleading. You would not last a minute in the Silicon Valley.

where else can I go? this place has been dead for a decade. 8ch /tech/ was wiped off the face of the earth. /g/ is underage. and plebbit is plebbit.