Typical Linux computer

>2009 model mac mini
>no internet because no drivers
>no media because no free source players
>full of rats

That's not typical at all

Who are you quoting?

My ass is full of rats
Rat my anus

And what computer shall the poor girl use
At all tomorrow's LAN-parties
A hand-me-down mac mini from who knows where
To all tomorrow's LAN-parties
And where will she go, and what shall she do
When midnight comes around
She'll turn once more to Sunday's clown and cry behind the door