Correlation between vi and convoluted software architecture

I adore vi but use windows. Searching for vi on windows I can't help but notice: every vi clone is a complicated mess.

There is something about vi that attracts schizos. Or maybe the other way: vi molds you into a mental midget.

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There are good editors for windows.
There are good emacs clones for windows.

Vi clones are bad on all platforms. I dare you to name me one which isn't terribly hostile and complicated. Being written for a 50 year old terminal rules one out.