C troglodytes absolutely annihilated by a toy language

https://0xd34df00d.me/posts/2020/02/destroying-c-with-20-lines-of-haskell.html

With some quite minor tweaks

Stopped reading. Java implementations already do better with tweaks.
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doesn't handle Unicode

Then it doesn't work. Word counting is simpler if you only look for 0x20, while forgetting all about 0x0B & 0x09