Fucking mac keyboard

What kind of sick fuck wants to type § or £ on their keyboard instead of having an escape key like a non-sperged human? Are Mac users subhuman? (Yes)

Don't be a poorfag and buy the new 16 inch Macbook Pro.
It has the escape key, 4 thunderbolt ports and none of these useless USB, HDMI or RJ45 connectors.