Manifold makes Java the ,,acceptable Lisp''

http://manifold.systems/

• metaprogramming but type-safe
• actually working IDE integration
• JSON/XML/GraphQL bindings generated at compile-time by simply putting files in a directory
• scientific units and operator overloading
• lol C preprocessor
• lol code-gen based on text templates

Not gonna lie, former Lisp programmer here. This is fucking hilarious watching Lisp crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this language get to the JVM.