/prog/ - Autism Considered Harmful

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-27 16:31

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Va_XXoD5LE

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-27 16:34

JewTube Considered Harmful

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-27 18:18

What programming language is this?

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-28 0:48

(() => {
  const items = "Ada,ALGOL,BASIC,C,C++,COBOL,Common Lisp,Emacs Lisp,Fortran,Haskell,Java,JavaScript,Pascal,PHP,Prolog,Python,Scheme,Simula,Smalltalk".split (",")
  const pick  = () => items [Math.floor (Math.random () * items.length)]
  Array.from (document.getElementsByClassName ("body")).filter (e => /^whatprogramminglanguageisthis$/i.test (e.innerText.replace (/[^a-zA-Z]+/g, ""))).forEach (e => { e.innerHTML += "<hr /><p>you rolled: " + pick () + "</p>"; })
}) ()

Feel free to use your own list.

Name: Health considered harmful 2020-03-28 2:04

Happiness requires lack of health.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-28 11:56

one word: cruel compassion

Name: Cruel Compassion 2020-03-28 14:16

Blessed are the pacemakers, for they shall keep the heart beating.

http://www.amazon.com http://www.google.com

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-28 23:16

>>7
hey mentifex, I was just wondering, how many languages do you speak?

Name: Delphic Oracle 2020-03-29 4:16

The subject of the inquiry speaks English, German, Russian, ancient Latin and ancient Greek.

The same fugitive from embourgeoisement speaks a smattering of Spanish, French and Japanese.

http://medium.com/p/3f71cb2ed16e . . . fork . . . http://www.mail-archive.com/agi@agi.topicbox.com/msg04922.html

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-31 19:36

>>9
What the fuck is ``Ancient Latin''? You definitely don't speak prisca Latinitas.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-01 0:11

U MENA ANCENT ITALIAN

Name: Prisca Latinitas 2020-04-01 3:13

>>10

You definitely don't speak prisca Latinitas.

Prisca Latinitas est pro me naturalis methodus communicandi. Tu, autem, noli quaeso uti malis verbis et vulgaribus expressionibus mecum. Habitasne in taverns? Esne natus aut nata in in bovino domicilio? Amplius tecum non volo communicare. Satis verborum.

http://www.chatbots.org/ai_zone/viewthread/3750

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-01 6:51

>>12
What.…

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-01 9:36

taverns

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-01 12:40

>>12
That's classical Latin, scrub.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-02 21:08

>>15

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Name: Anonymous 2020-04-04 0:53

tl;dw

Autism Considered Harmful

1 Name: Anonymous 2020-03-27 16:31

2 Name: Anonymous 2020-03-27 16:34

3 Name: Anonymous 2020-03-27 18:18

4 Name: Anonymous 2020-03-28 0:48

5 Name: Health considered harmful 2020-03-28 2:04

6 Name: Anonymous 2020-03-28 11:56

7 Name: Cruel Compassion 2020-03-28 14:16

8 Name: Anonymous 2020-03-28 23:16

9 Name: Delphic Oracle 2020-03-29 4:16

10 Name: Anonymous 2020-03-31 19:36

11 Name: Anonymous 2020-04-01 0:11

12 Name: Prisca Latinitas 2020-04-01 3:13

13 Name: Anonymous 2020-04-01 6:51

14 Name: Anonymous 2020-04-01 9:36

15 Name: Anonymous 2020-04-01 12:40

16 Name: Anonymous 2020-04-02 21:08

17 Name: Anonymous 2020-04-04 0:53