Brendan Eich Introduces the Nazi Captcha

https://www.hcaptcha.com/about

Finally no need for this liberal Google Jew-nigger recaptcha gay shit.

Currently it is a bit glitchy - asking on every new page access to prove that you're not a Jew.

But as soon as all Jews get gassed out the curfew will be lifted.

“I was lured with this idea of doing a very-popular-with-academics language called Scheme… The idea was ‘Come and do Scheme in Netscape. Put this programming language into the browser.'” He later calls Scheme “that beautiful research language I was tempted with.” But by the time he’d joined Netscape, they had a deal with Sun Microsystems, which was now pushing their newly-minted language Java. “And suddenly the story was, ‘Well, we don’t know if we want Scheme. We don’t know if we even need a little language like we wanted you to do. Maybe Java’s enough.'”

Wow isnt this just about the same dumb shit as recaptcha
When will marketers learn
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Wud be fun (and controversial) to have personalized tests (prove you're not an X) using all this neural labelling bullshit tech for it

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No. Hitler Captcha includes some creepy stuff, like burned down cars, Russian military vehicles and soviet made buses. For example https://imgur.com/ser9XRF

Google's captcha is just a way to datamine its street views.

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You're a naive anus if you don't understand that Google captcha is training drones to identify and bomb objects: bridges, cars, ... You're probably helping it by shitposting without a user pass on 4chan and you should go back.

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Fire hydrants will be nuked first. Then Putin's Spetsnaz will steal all bikes.

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When they'll nuke traffic lights, cars will cause millions of death and without crosswalks you'll never be able to cross a road again.

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You can just follow the chicken.

My mailbox is across the street but the nearest crosswalk is a mile away, it's such a pain in the ass having to walk 4 miles just to get the mail.

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He didn't buy an owl at the beginning of his first year to deliver and fetch his mail.

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He

Not sure whom I'm referring to here.

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I am The Anon thy Anon
Thou shalt have no other Anons before Me

-- Deuteranony