Open defecation forbidden in Russia

In this nazi totalitarian nightmare you can't even shit in the open or Putin's police will jail you. I can't use toilet because I suffer from claustrophobia so where am I supposed to take a dump? I'm left with no other choice than trespassing into government property or churches.

Open defecation is actually not forbidden. Just as open urination.
A lot of Russians do it. Even at Moscow subway.
What is forbidden is criticizing government, while you defecate.
You must praise the government for your rotten potatoes induced diarrhea.