>>5The secret λλ(Lambda League, part of KKK) uses Functional Programming to oppress the black minority by exploiting complexity of Monads(exploitation and binding of proletariat*(represented by unbound functions) by Religion), Type Theory(secretly Race Theory, as Higher-kinded types are dog-whistles for Race),eta conversion(code for re-enslavement and open racism),pointfree programming(codeword for alt-right media), Garbage Collection(a hint for ethnic cleansing) and of course Lambdas(which signify the nooses λλ) to prevent freed slaves of Confederacy from being educated in the dark arts of FP(stands for Functional Prejudice).
(In b4 haskell autists start getting lynched by BLM)