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Contemporary Haskell

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-19 17:24

Hello FP bois. Is Haskell still widely used today, or has everyone already realised that it was a joke all along?
My last interaction with Haskell was making PRs for xmonad.

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-19 19:14

I find it kind of strange too that Haskell is never mentioned these days. Has it disappeared?

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-19 20:38

>>2
Died like the dog it was.

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-19 22:53

>>2
I have been busy with real life. Ya know, I have girlfriends and I am a successful CEO, not a neet.

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-20 0:21

Haskell was cancelled due to its vaguely fascist logo

Name: Too Clever By Half 2020-06-20 4:46

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-20 7:14

>>6
Russian guy pulls out bullshit out his bydlo ass

Nothing new there.

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-20 11:11

>>5
λλ all the joggers.

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-20 11:37

>>5
The secret λλ(Lambda League, part of KKK) uses Functional Programming to oppress the black minority by exploiting complexity of Monads(exploitation and binding of proletariat*(represented by unbound functions) by Religion), Type Theory(secretly Race Theory, as Higher-kinded types are dog-whistles for Race),eta conversion(code for re-enslavement and open racism),pointfree programming(codeword for alt-right media), Garbage Collection(a hint for ethnic cleansing) and of course Lambdas(which signify the nooses λλ) to prevent freed slaves of Confederacy from being educated in the dark arts of FP(stands for Functional Prejudice).
(In b4 haskell autists start getting lynched by BLM)

Name: Anonymous 2020-06-20 16:17

Just look how much they use the 'δ' in Functional Analysis:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Functional_derivative

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