Slav programmers

They are even worse than Indians because they are actually skilled.

Slav programmers are mostly computer criminals. Their major achievement is the Kaspersky anti-virus, which was used to steal NSA secrets.

Indians are just your plumber type guys. For Indians programming is just another kind of toilet scrubbing or taxi driving - daily job.

American programmers are the fat Gabe with autism, writing booze shaders.

European programmers are the ivory tower wizards, with Haskell and the shit.

Real masters of programming are the Japanese. Professional engineering teams masterfully design and implement beautiful projects, from video games, to flat TV panels.