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Be Apples lightning port

Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 3:57

Require a cpu to reroute signals if it gets plugged in upside down
Doesn't use the onboard cpu
Authentication chip to prevent other illegitimate lightning plugs from being used

Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 4:08

How long has it been like this? It's a wonder they didn't sink

Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 4:10

It's not a smart cable if it's just a poorly designed cable

Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 5:12

Was steve jobs really killed by the apple lightning port?

Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 5:15

Date of death: 5 October 2011

Introduced on September 12, 2012, to replace its predecessor, the 30-pin dock connector, the Lightning connector

I bet he couldn't charge his new proto-iphone

Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 7:56

Stefan Jobs was assassinated by Russia, in collaboration with the US. They injected him with HIV to spread the „fags have AIDS” narrative.

Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 13:58

One thing I can say for sure, Russia will never have somebody like Steve Jobs. Russia can only have Pavel Durov - obvious FSB provocateur.

Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 15:28

>>6
Same thing will happen to Steve Nash. Screencap this.

Name: Anonymous 2020-07-15 2:58

>>4
>>6
Officially SJ died of pancreatic cancer, after strangely refusing treatment for hippie reasons or something... Many believe that was a cover story and that he actually had HIV/AIDS.

Microchips inside a cable is why paranoid security won't allow outside tech into some buildings. :/

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