No captcha?

Hello,
I am learning programming and just discovered this website. But I am curious, how does it protect its users from spammers (people who post illegal or annoying things) without a reCaptcha? I thought clicking this blue box is required to prove that you are not a robot, can you please share any javascript that you use for this purpose?
Thank you and have a nice day,
Brian

>>160
It's
Coronavirus
Aid,
Relief, and
Economic
Security
ya dolt

>>161
I appreciate the information but we don't all recognize acronyms of pieces of US legislation instantly. I would have gone with "nobody" >>158 in that case.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CARES_Act
The original CARES Act proposal included $500 billion in direct payments to Americans
The spending primarily includes $300 billion in one-time cash payments to individual people who submit a tax return in America
The original CARES Act proposal included [...] $208 billion in loans to major industry, and $300 billion in Small Business Administration loans.
The spending primarily includes [...] forgivable loans to small businesses with an initial $350 billion in funding (later increased to $669 billion by subsequent legislation), $500 billion in loans for corporations
Introduced [...] by Joe Courtney (D-CT)

Checks out.

>>162
I appreciate the information but your mom is so fat, she's on both sides of the family. Your mom is so fat, when she falls out of bed she falls on both sides. Your mom is so fat, her will states that she wants to be donated to Ripley's Believe It or Not. Your mom is so fat, you need a Thomas Guide to find her asshole. Your mom is so fat, when she walked past the television, I missed Scary Movie 1, 2 AND 3. Your mom is so fat, she got stuck in the garage. Your mom is so fat, when she was a kid she could only play seek. Your mom is so fat, it took five UFOs to abduct her. Your mom is so fat, we're in her right now. Your mom is so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Your mom is so fat, when you get on top of her your ears pop. Your mom is so fat, when she has sex she has to give directions. Your mom is so fat, she wakes up in sections. Your mom is so fat, when she goes to an amusement park people try to ride HER. Your mom is so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book. Your mom is so fat, that her senior pictures had to be arial views. Your mom is so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets. Your mom is so fat, when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. Your mom is so fat, the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures. Your mom is so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. Your mom is so fat, that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Your mom is so fat, the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts. Your mom is so fat, she was Miss Arizona...class Battleship. Your mom is so fat, she was zoned for commercial development. Your mom is so fat, her nickname is "DAAAMN!" Your mom is so fat, she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. Your mom is so fat, she fell in love and broke it. Your mom is so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Your mom is so fat, she ordered a double room for a singles weekend. Your mom is so fat, she had her ears pierced by harpoon. Your mom is so fat, that I really don't need to make a joke, it sells it self. Your mom is so fat, she makes Shay look like the Olsen Twins. Your mom is so fat, that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Your mom is so fat, the only armor she can use in World of Warcraft is of the whale. Your mom is so fat, NASA is planning a mission to put a man on her. Your mom is so fat, miners dig for diamonds in her footprints. Your mom is so fat, she has to live on another planet. Your mom is so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh-eating variant of Staphlococcus aureus, the doctor gave her five years to live. Your mom is so fat, no one can talk behind her back. Your mom is so fat, when she went to a dating service, they matched her up with Detroit. Your mom is so fat, when she went to a concert, she had to buy 1 million tickets just to fit her ass. Your mom is so fat, you can swim in her belly button. Your mom is so fat, she absorbs light. Your mom is so fat, she has to play pool with the planets. Your mom is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and king sized skittles popped out. Your mom is so fat, your dad didn't know which roll he was making love to. Your mom is so fat, she thought the Olympic swimming pool was a puddle. Your mom is so fat, every move that she makes required planning permission. Your mom is so fat, when she showers, her feet dont get wet Your mom is so fat, she broke a branch on her family tree Your mom is so fat, in order to have sex wit her you have to roll her on flour and find the wet spot. Your mom is so fat, when she walks down the street, people mistake her fat clapping for thunder. Your mom is so fat, she sat down one time and crushed Detroit. Your mom is so fat, the last time she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon. Your mom is so fat, that she has her own diabetic pole at the Strip Club which she works. Your mom is so fat, I had sex with her just to be able to say that I did. Your mom is so old that I told her to act her age and the bitch died. Your mom is so old that she farts dust. Your mom is so old that the milk in her tits is expired. Your mom is so old that Moses is in her yearbook. Your mom is so old that she owes Jesus a quarter. Your mom is so old that she only has two teeth and they're both in her pocket! Your mom is so old that she has an autographed version of the Bible. Your mom is so old that when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick. Your mom is so old that she reminisces when she reads the Bible. Your mom is so old that she went to the Virgin Mary's baby shower. Your mom is so old that she knew Burger King when he was a Prince. Your mom is so old that when God said "let there be light", she was there to flip the switch. Your mom is so old that her Bible is signed by Jesus. Your mom is so old that her breast milk is powder. Your mom is so ugly SHE LOOKS LIKE YOU. Your mom is so ugly that she tried to enter an ugly contest and they said "Sorry, no professionals." Your mom is so ugly that she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application. Your mom is so ugly that her teeth are brown and she spits Yoo-hoo. Your mom is so ugly that when she's on the beach the tide won't come in! Your mom is so ugly that I went to your house, kicked in the door and your mom came out barking. Your mom is so ugly that when she got arrested they took her to the SPCA. Your mom is so ugly that she popped her head out the window and got arrested for indecent exposure. Your mom is so ugly that she makes blind kids cry. Your mom is so ugly that the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Your mom is so ugly that when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "Rape" and they yelled "NO!" Your mom is so ugly that they filmed 'Gorillas in the mist' in her shower. Your mom is so ugly that when you went to a fancy restaraunt, she had to sit outside. Your mom is so ugly, she can't compete to your sister. Your mom is so ugly, she needs TWO paper bags to cover her face. Your mom is so hairy, that when you were born you got rug burn. Your mom is so hairy, they took her to the museum and put her on display as the woolly mammoth. Your mom is so hairy, she went to a Star Wars convention and the nerds kept asking her for Chewy's autograph. Your mom is so hairy, when she shaved her ass, she lost ten pounds! Your mom is so hairy, her nipples have afros. Your mom is so hairy, before Halloween, everyone thought she was Cousin Itt. Your mom is so hairy, she makes the wolf man look like a puppy. Your mom is so hairy, she has to brush her armpit hair. Your mom is so hairy, she tucks her pubes in her socks. Your mom is so hairy, it took them three years just to shave off enough hair to see her face. Your mom is so poor that I rang your doorbell and she shouted "DING-DONG!" Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention. Your mom is so poor that at her funeral, she had to give up her casket in order to pay. Your mom is so poor that when she wants a gumball she has to put it on layaway. Your mom is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk Your mom is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said "Moving". Your mom is so poor when she heard about the Last Supper, she thought she was running out of food stamps. Your mom is so poor she walks down the highway with only one shoe. And when people ask her "have you lost a shoe?" she says "no, I found one." Your mom is like a 747, she has a four man cockpit. Your mom is like a brick, she's dirty, flat on both sides and always get laid by mexicans. Your mom is like a 2 by 4, flat, smooth, and easy to nail. Your mom is like a fire hydrant, on every corner. Your mom is like a shotgun, two cocks: and she's ready to blow. Your mom is like a screwdriver, everyone gets a turn. Your mom is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn. Your mom is like a lamp, everyone gets a turn. Your mom is like a bowling ball, she gets fingered and fucked down an alley 20 times a night, for 5 dollars an hour Your mom is like a bowling ball, She gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, and you know what? She just keeps coming back for more. Your mom is like a gas station, pump first then pay. Your mom is like Burger King, "Your way right away." Your mom is like Timex, "Takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’" Your mom is like 7-Eleven, she's always full of indians. Your mom is like McDonald's, "Serving Millions." Your mom is like Domino's, "Hot, Wild, Now." Your mom is like Home Depot, 50 cents a screw Your mom is like a refrigerator, every guy loves to stick their meat in her Your mom is like Pizza Hut, if it's not there in 30 Minutes, it's free Your mom is like a rail road, laid all over the country. Your mom is like an SUV, big, black, and full of Mexicans. Your Mom is like a Nascar Driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day Your mom is like a door; I banged her all night. Your mom is like a police station, dicks go in and out of her day and night. Your mom is like good paint, cheap and easy to spread. Your mom is like Chinese food, every one gets a chance to eat her out. Your mom is like a toilet, fat, white and smells like shit. Your mom is like a bike, everyone can ride. Your mom is like a fast food restaurant, in n' out, fast and easy. Your mom is like a seniors bus, older guys get on and off her all day. Your mom is like a library open to the public. Your mom is like a christmas tree, people always hang balls on her. Your mom is like Marxism, everyone gets a share. Your mom is like a towel, I use her, get her wet, and leave her on the floor feeling dirty and used. Your mom is like a hardware store, 5 cents a bolt, 10 cents a screw. Your mom is like the Eagles Theater, 75 cents on Thursdays. Your mom is like Taco Bell, "79, 89, 99" cents. Your mom is like 7-Eleven, she's always full of Indians, open 24 hours a day, and will give me a Slurpee for a dollar. Your mom is like a park, people pay to put erections on her. Your mom is like a hotdog vendor, trades money for weiners. Your mom is like a clown's outfit, baggy and has giant holes. Your mom is like a men's locker room, guys come in, put their shit in various holes and walk out. Your mom is like a roast oven, people like to stick their meat in her. Your mom is like a subway ride, where 30 cents is enough for have sex for 3 hours with her. Your mom is like a butcher's refrigerator, people like to stick their meat in her. Your mom is so goth that she makes Happy Meals cry. Your mom is so goth that when she had a sore throat, everyone thought she was a mime. Your mom is so goth that she shits bats. Your mom is so goth that when she walks outside, the sun hides behind the moon. Your mom is so goth that she sleeps in a coffin. Your mom is so goth that the only game she plays is Vampire. Your mom is so goth that when she went through a hip hop phase she became Wesley Snipes. Your mom is so goth she doesn't even talk Your mom is so goth she makes niggers look like they got dipped in Grammy's ol' tyme cum batter. Your mom is so goth she makes Dracula look like a fucking princess. Your mom is so goth that Van Helsing thought she was a vampire and shot her. Your mom is so goth she painted her eyelids so black, now she's blind. Who the fuck has a goth for a mother? You.

(limit => Array.from (document.querySelectorAll ("div.post > div.body")).filter (e => e.innerText.split ("\n").map (s => s.length).reduce ((acc, n) => Math.max (acc, n)) >= limit).forEach (e => { e.innerHTML = "wall of text"; })) (10000)


"die" post counts >>8,28 362/413 | rates >>30 | 100-groups >>47,49 | hourly count chart >>53,54 | timestamp delta table >>59,60 | decorators >>123,124 [parsetime, buttonnum, rmslinks, timedelta, count, rmsimages, fizzbuzz, hourdaily, primes, hofr, hearts, +gcdlcm, fibonacci, broccoli, nextperm] https://dis.tinychan.net/read/anarchy/1582047203

Updated 100-groups of "die" posts >>47-49 due to the move >>157:
+ 100 https://dis.tinychan.net/read/anarchy/1582047203/592,600,603-610,612-620,628-665,667-699,705-714
+ 100 https://dis.tinychan.net/read/anarchy/1582047203/715-742,744,746-799,810-826
+ 100 https://dis.tinychan.net/read/anarchy/1582047203/827-845,848-853,856-899,905-933,935-936
+ 62 https://dis.tinychan.net/read/anarchy/1582047203/937-944,946-999

Array.from (document.querySelectorAll ("div.post > div.body")).filter (e => "die" == e.innerText).map (e => parseInt (e.parentNode.getAttribute ("id").replace ("reply_", ""), 10)).reduce ((acc, item) => {
const [segments, count] = acc
if ((segments.length === 0) || (count === 100)) {
segments.push ([[item, item]])
acc [1] = 1
} else {
const segment = segments [segments.length - 1]
const last = segment [segment .length - 1]
if (item === last [1] + 1) {
last [1] = item
} else {
segment.push ([item, item])
}
acc [1] = count + 1
}
return acc
}, [[], 0]) [0].map (seg => "[ " + seg.map (ab => ab [0] === ab [1] ? ab [0] + "" : ab [0] + "-" + ab [1]).join (",") + " ]").join ("")

>>165
Memory holed real quick. This blackpill is hard to swallow.

>Be Nash Gold, video game developer
>Start practicing meditation and mindfulness for stress, notice results.
>Find out about opening chakras for spiritual results, why not.
>Open chakras in wrong order, have obe.
>Reptilian notices you, tricks you into fusing with his being, and tries to take over your body
>nope the fuck out of there, wake up out of obe
>reptilian has halfway fused with you, not having full control over you
>go outside, notice you now have a sixth sense for bodysnatching reptoids
>reptoids notice that you notice, send glow niggers from KGB to steal your Macbook
>glow niggers and reptoids torture you psychically, making you cum nonstop
>reptoids try to indoctrinate you into C++ programming
>finally have enough, write autobiography on github, burn head pedo C++ hamster.
>get on train to Rotterdam, seek political asylum, get raped by Moroccan secret service.

>>166
How do you know so much? Who are you?

Upgrade of the thread hider from https://dis.tinychan.net/read/anarchy/1582047203#reply_499 >>157:
((hideset, hideregexlist) => { Array.from (document.querySelectorAll ("div.outer > div.inner > div.subject > h2 > a")).map (e => [e, e.innerText]).filter (ei => hideset.has (ei [1]) || hideregexlist.some (rx => rx.test (ei [1]))).forEach (ei => { ei [0].parentNode.parentNode.parentNode.parentNode.setAttribute ("style", "display:none"); }); }) (new Set (["Poor Stallman"]), [/^the \S+ of being c....d inside$/i])


"die" post counts >>8,28 362/413 | rates >>30 | 100-groups >>47,49,165 | hourly count chart >>53,54 | timestamp delta table >>59,60 | decorators >>123,124 [parsetime, buttonnum, rmslinks, timedelta, count, rmsimages, fizzbuzz, hourdaily, primes, hofr, hearts, +gcdlcm, fibonacci, broccoli, nextperm] https://dis.tinychan.net/read/anarchy/1582047203

>>168
Is your boyfriend obsessed with sniffing your ass?

Sensual >>169
Needy
Insatiable
Fluffy
Fun
Incestuous
Naughty
Girlfriends https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2515930

>>170
No, Richard, it's 'Linux', not 'GNU/Linux'. The most important contributions that the FSF made to Linux were the creation of the GPL and the GCC compiler. Those are fine and inspired products. GCC is a monumental achievement and has earned you, RMS, and the Free Software Foundation countless kudos and much appreciation.

Following are some reasons for you to mull over, including some already answered in your FAQ.

One guy, Linus Torvalds, used GCC to make his operating system (yes, Linux is an OS -- more on this later). He named it 'Linux' with a little help from his friends. Why doesn't he call it GNU/Linux? Because he wrote it, with more help from his friends, not you. You named your stuff, I named my stuff -- including the software I wrote using GCC -- and Linus named his stuff. The proper name is Linux because Linus Torvalds says so. Linus has spoken. Accept his authority. To do otherwise is to become a nag. You don't want to be known as a nag, do you?

(An operating system) != (a distribution). Linux is an operating system. By my definition, an operating system is that software which provides and limits access to hardware resources on a computer. That definition applies wherever you see Linux in use. However, Linux is usually distributed with a collection of utilities and applications to make it easily configurable as a desktop system, a server, a development box, or a graphics workstation, or whatever the user needs. In such a configuration, we have a Linux (based) distribution. Therein lies your strongest argument for the unwieldy title 'GNU/Linux' (when said bundled software is largely from the FSF). Go bug the distribution makers on that one. Take your beef to Red Hat, Mandrake, and Slackware. At least there you have an argument. Linux alone is an operating system that can be used in various applications without any GNU software whatsoever. Embedded applications come to mind as an obvious example.

Next, even if we limit the GNU/Linux title to the GNU-based Linux distributions, we run into another obvious problem. XFree86 may well be more important to a particular Linux installation than the sum of all the GNU contributions. More properly, shouldn't the distribution be called XFree86/Linux? Or, at a minimum, XFree86/GNU/Linux? Of course, it would be rather arbitrary to draw the line there when many other fine contributions go unlisted. Yes, I know you've heard this one before. Get used to it. You'll keep hearing it until you can cleanly counter it.

You seem to like the lines-of-code metric. There are many lines of GNU code in a typical Linux distribution. You seem to suggest that (more LOC) == (more important). However, I submit to you that raw LOC numbers do not directly correlate with importance. I would suggest that clock cycles spent on code is a better metric. For example, if my system spends 90% of its time executing XFree86 code, XFree86 is probably the single most important collection of code on my system. Even if I loaded ten times as many lines of useless bloatware on my system and I never excuted that bloatware, it certainly isn't more important code than XFree86. Obviously, this metric isn't perfect either, but LOC really, really sucks. Please refrain from using it ever again in supporting any argument.

Last, I'd like to point out that we Linux and GNU users shouldn't be fighting among ourselves over naming other people's software. But what the heck, I'm in a bad mood now. I think I'm feeling sufficiently obnoxious to make the point that GCC is so very famous and, yes, so very useful only because Linux was developed. In a show of proper respect and gratitude, shouldn't you and everyone refer to GCC as 'the Linux compiler'? Or at least, 'Linux GCC'? Seriously, where would your masterpiece be without Linux? Languishing with the HURD?

If there is a moral buried in this rant, maybe it is this:

Be grateful for your abilities and your incredible success and your considerable fame. Continue to use that success and fame for good, not evil. Also, be especially grateful for Linux' huge contribution to that success. You, RMS, the Free Software Foundation, and GNU software have reached their current high profiles largely on the back of Linux. You have changed the world. Now, go forth and don't be a nag.

Thanks for listening.

if (pasta https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Interjection ) then

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/mar/23/sidney-powell-trump-election-fraud-claims 🐘 Pro-Trump lawyer says ‘no reasonable person’ would believe her election lies 🐘 A key member of the legal team that sought to steal the 2020 election for Donald Trump is defending herself against a billion-dollar defamation lawsuit by arguing that “no reasonable person” could have mistaken her wild claims about election fraud last November as statements of fact. In a motion to dismiss a complaint by the large US and Canadian voting machine company Dominion, lawyers for Sidney Powell argued that elaborate conspiracies she laid out on television and radio last November while simultaneously suing to overturn election results in four states constituted legally protected first amendment speech. “No reasonable person would conclude that the statements were truly statements of fact,” argued lawyers for Powell, a former federal prosecutor from Texas who caught Trump’s attention through her involvement in the defense of his former national security adviser Michael Flynn. Powell falsely stated on television and in legal briefs that Dominion machines ran on technology that could switch votes away from Trump, technology she said had been invented in Venezuela to help steal elections for the late Hugo Chávez. Those lies were built on empty claims that apparently originated in anonymous comments on a pro-Trump blog, only to be amplified on a global scale by Trump himself in a 12 November tweet in which he wrote in part “REPORT: DOMINION DELETED 2.7 MILLION TRUMP VOTES NATIONWIDE.”

https://www.commondreams.org/news/2021/03/03/blaring-quiet-part-out-loud-gop-lawyer-admits-supreme-court-easier-voting-puts 🐘 Blaring Quiet Part Out Loud, GOP Lawyer Admits to Supreme Court That Easier Voting Puts Republicans at 'Competitive Disadvantage'

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/oct/08/republican-us-senator-mike-lee-democracy 🐘 Republican senator says 'democracy isn't the objective' of US system

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/03/31/want-proof-that-republicans-want-suppress-voters-just-ask-trump/ 🐘 https://archive.is/8YiqQ 🐘 https://dis.tinychan.net/read/anarchy/1587122567 🐘 “The things they had in there were crazy,” Trump said. “They had things — levels of voting that, if you ever agreed to it, you’d never have a Republican elected in this country again.”

>>172
cringe

Upgrade of the virus filter >>152:
((walk, regex) => Array.from (document.querySelectorAll ("div.post > div.body")).filter (e => regex.test (e.innerText.replace (/[^a-zA-Z]+/g, ''))).forEach (walk)) ((() => { let walk = node => { if (node.nodeType === 1) { if (/^br$/i.test (node.nodeName)) { node.remove (); } else if (!/^a$/i.test (node.nodeName) && node.childNodes) { for (let n of Array.from (node.childNodes)) { walk (n); } } } else if (node.nodeType === 3) { node.data = " ♥♥ "; } }; return walk; }) (), /^(virus|cringe)$/i)


thread hider upgrade >>168 | wall of text filter >>164 | yurispeak >>153,154 | virus filter >>148,152,174 | NextPermutation >>102

"die" post counts >>8,28 362/413 | rates >>30 | 100-groups >>47,49,165 | hourly count chart >>53,54 | timestamp delta table >>59,60 | decorators >>123,124 [parsetime, buttonnum, rmslinks, timedelta, count, rmsimages, fizzbuzz, hourdaily, primes, hofr, hearts, +gcdlcm, fibonacci, broccoli, nextperm] https://dis.tinychan.net/read/anarchy/1582047203

>>174
c
r
i
n
g
e

>>175
Already covered by >>174, notice the "e.innerText.replace (/[^a-zA-Z]+/g, '')" bit. The result on >>175 is "♥♥ >>174 ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥", so even more love than in >>173 which is merely "♥♥ >>172 ♥♥".

>>176
♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥

[💗 999 ❥ buzz=Three 💖] ❧ Name: ☙ 💛 Anonymous 💝 💘 2021-01-22 ❥ 4:27 💝 💚 nextperm=20210122472 💛
💖 die 💝 💖 +0m 💙 ☙ #362 💓 💜 fizz=362 💓 inhour=47 ❧ inday=93 😍 prime=2441 ❧ hofR=71082 💗
💙 gcd 💔 = 💕 1 ❦ = 💗 (-129)*999 💚 + 💕 356*362 💙 lcm ☙ = 💗 361638 💛
💙 fib ❥ = 💛 1244666864935793005828156005589143096022236302705537193166716344690085611761 ♡
💚 e ♥ ~ 💝 1957472231827739495902165191 💙 / ☙ 720113790753404797929429296 ♡ = 💓 2.71828182845904523536028747135266249775724709369995959_2602749 ☙

Upgraded the hearts processing step >>70 to walk the element tree of the div.post and insert hearts to make the 362 >>8 "die" posts https://dis.tinychan.net/read/anarchy/1582047203 >>157 even happier. Because the decorator now follows the tree structure, elements like span.post_time get their own heart delimiters. [parsetime, buttonnum, rmslinks, timedelta, count, rmsimages, fizzbuzz, hourdaily, primes, hofr, gcdlcm, fibonacci, broccoli, nextperm, +heartwalk]

posts code in /prog/

(processors => Array.from (document.querySelectorAll ("div.post > div.body")).filter (e => "die" == e.innerText).forEach (e => (elemstate => processors.forEach (p => p (e, elemstate))) ({}))) ([
(e, estate) => (m => { estate['posttime'] = m [0]; estate['day'] = parseInt (m [1], 10); estate['hour'] = parseInt (m [2], 10); estate['min'] = parseInt (m [3], 10); }) (e.parentNode.querySelector ('span.post_time').innerText.match (/^2021-01-(\d+) (\d+):(\d+)$/)),
(e, estate) => (btn => { estate['button'] = btn; estate['buttonnum'] = parseInt (btn.innerText, 10); }) (e.parentNode.querySelector ('button.num')),
(rmsarray => (e, estate) => { e.innerHTML = "<a class='die-link' href='#" + rmsarray [Math.floor (rmsarray.length * Math.random ())].parentNode.getAttribute ("id") + "'>" + e.innerHTML.trim () + "</a>"; }) (Array.from (document.querySelectorAll ("div.post > div.body")).filter (e => /https?:\/\/(www[.])?stallman[.]org\/archives\//.test (e.innerHTML))),
(procstate => (e, estate) => ((t, last) => { if (last >= 0) { ((h, m) => { e.innerHTML += ' +' + (h > 0 ? h + 'h' : '') + m + 'm'; }) ((t - last - (t - last) % 60) / 60, (t - last) % 60); } procstate['last'] = t; }) ((estate['day'] * 24 + estate['hour']) * 60 + estate['min'], procstate['last'])) ({last: -1}),
(procstate => (e, estate) => { e.innerHTML += ' #' + (estate['diecount'] = (++procstate['count'])); }) ({count: 0}),
((makelink, mod) => (e, estate) => { e.innerHTML = e.innerHTML.replace (/ (\S+)$/, makelink (estate['diecount'], mod)); }) ((count, mod) => (match, p1) => [' <a class="image-link" target="_blank" href="https://www.stallman.org/photos/rms-working/pages/', ((count - 1) % mod) + 1, '.html">', p1, '</a>'].join (''), 149),
((cycle, fbval, spec) => ((fb, fbn) => (e, estate) => { e.innerHTML += ' fizz=' + fb.next ().value; estate['button'].innerHTML += ' buzz=' + fbn (estate['buttonnum']); }) (function* () { const gens = spec.map (cycle); for (let k = 1; ; k++) { yield fbval (k, gens.map (g => g.next ().value)); } } (), n => fbval (n, spec.map (([div, s]) => n % div == 0 ? s : "")))) (function* ([n, s]) { for (;;) { for (let k = 1; k < n; k++) { yield ""; } yield s; } }, (n, vals) => { const s = vals.join (""); return s === "" ? n.toString () : s; }, [[3, "Three"], [5, "Five"], [7, "Seven"], [11, "Eleven"]]),
((procstate, spec) => (e, estate) => { e.innerHTML += spec.map (([label, keyfun]) => (key => (count => { procstate[key] = count + 1; return ' ' + label + '=' + (count + 1); }) (procstate[key] ?? 0)) (keyfun (estate))).join (''); }) ({}, [['inhour', estate => 'd' + estate['day'] + 'h' + estate['hour']], ['inday', estate => 'd' + estate['day']]]),
((base, filter, hasmod) => (primes => (e, estate) => { e.innerHTML += ' prime=' + primes.next ().value; }) (function* () { for (let p = base (2), x = p.next ().value; ; p = filter (hasmod (x), p), x = p.next ().value) { yield x; } } ())) (function* (start) { for (let x = start; ; x++) { yield x; } }, function* (pred, iter) { for (let x = iter.next (); !x.done; x = iter.next ()) { if (pred (x.value)) { yield x.value; } } }, div => x => x % div != 0),
(next => (hofr => (e, estate) => { e.innerHTML += ' hofR=' + hofr.next ().value; }) (function* () { yield 1; yield 3; let levels = [], r = 3, s = 4, count = 3; for (;;) { for (let k = 0; k < count; k++) { r += s + k; yield r; } [s, count] = next (levels, 0); } } ())) ((() => { let next = (levels, level) => { if (level < levels.length) { let state = levels [level]; let [start, count, used, S] = state; if (used < count) { let length = start + (used - 1); state [2] = used + 1; state [3] = S + (length + 1); return [S, length]; } else { [start, count] = next (levels, level + 1); let length = start - 1; state [0] = start; state [1] = count; state [2] = 1; state [3] = S + (length + 1); return [S, length]; } } else { levels.push ([4, 3, 2, 13]); return [8, 4]; } }; return next; }) ()),
((step, paren) => ((gcd, show) => (e, estate) => ((a, b) => { e.innerHTML += '<br/>' + show (a, b, gcd (a, b)); }) (estate['buttonnum'], estate['diecount'])) ((a, b) => { const state = [a, b, 1, 0, 0, 1]; while (state[1] != 0) { step (state); } return [state[0], state[2], state[3]]; }, (a, b, [g, x, y]) => ['gcd = ', g, ' = ', paren (x), '*', a, ' + ', paren (y), '*', b, ' lcm = ', a * b / g].join (''))) (state => { const [a, b, fa, fb, ga, gb] = state; const m = a % b, d = (a - m) / b; state[0] = b; state[1] = m; state[2] = ga; state[3] = gb; state[4] = fa - d * ga; state[5] = fb - d * gb; }, a => a < 0 ? '(' + a + ')' : a.toString ()),
(fibs => (e, estate) => { e.innerHTML += '<br/>fib = ' + fibs.next ().value; }) (function* () { let a = BigInt (0), b = BigInt (1); yield a; yield b; for (;;) { [a, b] = [b, a + b]; yield b; } } ()),
(procstate => ((tobig, matmul, tofrac, show1, show2, diff, marker, lr4e) => ((S, L, R) => (mstream => (estream => (e, estate) => ((prev, tfnow) => (snow => { e.innerHTML += '<br/>e ~ ' + show1 (tfnow) + (prev === '' ? snow : marker (snow, diff (prev, snow))); procstate['prev'] = snow; }) (show2 (tfnow))) (procstate['prev'], tofrac (estream.next ().value))) (mstream (lr4e ()))) (function* (lrstream) { let m = S; for (let x = lrstream.next ().value; ; x = lrstream.next ().value) { m = matmul (m, x == 'L' ? L : R); yield m; } })) (tobig ([0, 1, 1, 0]), tobig ([1, 1, 0, 1]), tobig ([1, 0, 1, 1]))) (m => m.map (x => BigInt (x)), (m1, m2) => [m1 [0] * m2 [0] + m1 [1] * m2 [2], m1 [0] * m2 [1] + m1 [1] * m2 [3], m1 [2] * m2 [0] + m1 [3] * m2 [2], m1 [2] * m2 [1] + m1 [3] * m2 [3]], m => [m [0] + m [1], m [2] + m [3]], ([a, b]) => a.toString () + ' / ' + b.toString () + ' = ', (digits => (power => ([a, b]) => (a / b).toString () + '.' + (a % b * power / b).toString ().padStart (digits, '0')) (BigInt (10) ** BigInt (digits))) (60), (s1, s2) => { let n = Math.min (s1.length, s2.length); for (let k = 0; k < n; k++) { if (s1 [k] !== s2 [k]) { return k; } } return n < s2.length ? n : -1; }, (s, pos) => pos < 0 ? s : (s.substring (0, pos) + '_' + s.substring (pos)), function* () { let count = 0; yield 'R'; for (;;) { count += 2; yield* 'RL'; yield* 'R'.repeat (count); count += 2; yield* 'LR'; yield* 'L'.repeat (count); } })) ({prev: ''}),
((sortend, minover, swap) => (next => (e, estate) => { e.parentNode.children [0].innerHTML += ' nextperm=' + next (Array.from (estate['posttime'].replace (/\D/g, ''))).join (''); }) (arr => { if (arr.length < 2) { return arr; } for (let k = arr.length - 2; k >= 0; k--) { let over = minover (arr, k); if (over >= 0) { return sortend (swap (arr, k, over + k + 1), k + 1); } } return arr.sort (); })) ((arr, pos) => { arr.splice (pos, arr.length - pos, ...arr.slice (pos).sort ()); return arr; }, (arr, pos) => arr.slice (pos + 1).reduce ((acc, item, idx, sli) => (arr [pos] < item) && ((acc < 0) || (item < sli [acc])) ? idx : acc, -1), (arr, a, b) => { let x = arr [a]; arr [a] = arr [b]; arr [b] = x; return arr; }),
(chars => (pick => (wrap => (deco => (walk => (e, estate) => walk (e.parentNode)) ((() => { let walk = node => { if (node.nodeType === 1) { if (node.childNodes) { for (let n of node.childNodes) { walk (n); } } } else if (node.nodeType === 3) { if (!/^\s*$/.test (node.data)) { node.data = deco (node.data); } } }; return walk; }) ())) (s => wrap (s.replace (/ +/g, () => ' ' + pick () + ' ')))) (s => s.replace (/^\S/, match => pick () + ' ' + match).replace (/\S$/, match => match + ' ' + pick ()))) (() => chars [Math.floor (chars.length * Math.random ())])) ('2619 2661 2665 2763 2764 2765 2766 2767 1F394 1F491 1F493 1F494 1F495 1F496 1F497 1F498 1F499 1F49A 1F49B 1F49C 1F49D 1F49E 1F49F 1F5A4 1F60D 1F63B'.split (' ').map (s => String.fromCodePoint (parseInt (s, 16)))),
])

>>179
4 years ago, I made the mistake of posting on /prog/ to vent my disgust and horror upon finding out that the man who I’m engaged to has a fetish where it turns him on when women fart during sex. I was instantly swarmed by hundreds of JS programmers in the thread telling me that I’m a horrible person ... for not wanting to get married to a man who gets off to women’s farts! During sex! Yep, u heard that correctly. That’s /prog/ men in 2021 for u! Well, I broke up with him on Thursday night and he did not react well! He kept saying he can’t believe I’d do this to him, that his fetish isn’t even a big deal, everyone farts, blah blah blah. I told him I understand that he can’t control what he gets off to, just like I can’t control that I’m instantly repulsed and lose attraction to a man who gets off to women’s farts. He wouldn’t accept / understand that, and I eventually told him to get out. Being single (even if only for a week so far) is a breath of fresh air, literally! Thank u to everyone who msged me to support me. I still have loser men in my DMs telling me that I should be ashamed of myself. Uh, nope! It’s 2021 and women don’t have to put up with disgusting men anymore. The whole “no kinkshaming” movement has gone so far that I guess now I’m a bad person because I don’t want to pass gas during sex for a man’s sexual pleasure. What has this world come to?

the man who I’m engaged to >>180

Should have followed Alyssa and Eva's example in college.
https://textboard.org/prog/28

SICP yuri fanfics

To count the racial slurs in >>7:
>> (n => document.querySelector ("div#reply_" + n + " > div.body").innerText.trim ().split (' ').length) (7)
261

For comparison: https://dis.tinychan.net/read/anarchy/1594578572/13-17 "Deleted replies"

Unaccelerated π stream from https://mitpress.mit.edu/sites/default/files/sicp/full-text/book/book-Z-H-24.html#%_sec_3.5.3 "Exploiting the Stream Paradigm". It converges rather slowly. The gcd is borrowed from the gcdlcm >>108,123,124 decorator and the fraction display from the broccoli >>115 decorator.
(n => {
const step = state => { const [a, b, fa, fb, ga, gb] = state; const m = a % b, d = (a - m) / b; state[0] = b; state[1] = m; state[2] = ga; state[3] = gb; state[4] = fa - d * ga; state[5] = fb - d * gb; }
const gcdn = (a, b) => { const state = [a, b, 1n, 0n, 0n, 1n]; while (state[1] != 0n) { step (state); } return [state[0], state[2], state[3]]; }
const reduce = f => { const [g, fa, fb] = gcdn (f [0], f [1]); if (g > 1) { f [0] /= g; f [1] /= g; } return f; }
const add = (f1, f2) => [f1 [0] * f2 [1] + f1 [1] * f2 [0], f1 [1] * f2 [1]]
const parts = function* () { let a = 4n, b = 1n; for (;;) { yield [a, b]; [a, b] = [-a, b + 2n]; } }
const accum = function* (parts, init, step, emit) { let acc = init, x; for (;;) { x = parts.next ().value; acc = step (acc, x); yield emit (acc); } }
const pi = accum (parts (), [0n, 1n], (f, x) => reduce (add (f, x)), f => f)
const show1 = ([a, b]) => a.toString () + ' / ' + b.toString () + ' = '
const show2 = (digits => (power => ([a, b]) => (a / b).toString () + '.' + (a % b * power / b).toString ().padStart (digits, '0')) (BigInt (10) ** BigInt (digits))) (60)
const diff = (s1, s2) => { let n = Math.min (s1.length, s2.length); for (let k = 0; k < n; k++) { if (s1 [k] !== s2 [k]) { return k; } } return n < s2.length ? n : -1; }
const marker = (s, pos) => pos < 0 ? s : (s.substring (0, pos) + '_' + s.substring (pos))
for (let k = 0, p = pi, x = p.next ().value, prev = ''; k < n; k++, x = p.next ().value) {
let now = show2 (x);
console.log (show1 (x) + (prev === '' ? now : marker (now, diff (prev, now))));
prev = now;
}
})(20)

The Euler transform will improve convergence a bit. At some point this might become a decorator for the 362 >>8 "die" posts https://dis.tinychan.net/read/anarchy/1582047203 >>157.
4 / 1 = 4.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
8 / 3 = _2.666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666
52 / 15 = _3.466666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666
304 / 105 = _2.895238095238095238095238095238095238095238095238095238095238
1052 / 315 = _3.339682539682539682539682539682539682539682539682539682539682
10312 / 3465 = _2.976046176046176046176046176046176046176046176046176046176046
147916 / 45045 = _3.283738483738483738483738483738483738483738483738483738483738
135904 / 45045 = 3._017071817071817071817071817071817071817071817071817071817071
2490548 / 765765 = 3._252365934718875895346483581777699424758248287660052365934718
44257352 / 14549535 = 3._041839618929402211135957265988225740547721971870578681724192
47028692 / 14549535 = 3._232315809405592687326433456464416216738198162346769157914668
1023461776 / 334639305 = 3._058402765927331817761216065160068390651241640607638723132060
5385020324 / 1673196525 = 3._218402765927331817761216065160068390651241640607638723132060
15411418072 / 5019589575 = 3._070254617779183669613067917011920242503093492459490574983911
467009482388 / 145568097675 = 3._208185652261942290302723089425713345951369354528456092225291
13895021563328 / 4512611027925 = 3._079153394197426161270465024909584313693304838399423834160775
14442004718228 / 4512611027925 = 3._200365515409547373391677146121705525814516959611545046281987
13926277743608 / 4512611027925 = 3._086079801123833087677391431835991240100231245325830760567701
533322720625196 / 166966608033225 = 3._194187909231941195785499539944099348208339353433938868675809
516197940314096 / 166966608033225 = 3._091623806667838631682935437379996784105775250869836304573245

SIR EULER
EXCUSE ME SIR EULER WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE IN THIS THREAD
I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTERS PLEASE EXPLAIN

Hax my anus

Earnest >>185
Unhurried
Lover
Entices
Raven https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2650689

>>187
Now do Xarn.

Xenophilia >>188
Amplifies
Raven's
Naughtiness https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3159541

nigger

nigger

nigger

nigger

nigger

nigger

nigger

nigger

nigger

nigger

nigger