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Name: Brian Brixman 2021-02-01 16:33

Hello,
I am learning programming and just discovered this website. But I am curious, how does it protect its users from spammers (people who post illegal or annoying things) without a reCaptcha? I thought clicking this blue box is required to prove that you are not a robot, can you please share any javascript that you use for this purpose?
Thank you and have a nice day,
Brian

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-16 1:24

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Name: Anonymous 2021-06-16 1:48

>>300
Tsk.

Name: Richard Stallman 2021-06-16 8:47

Also, what happened to ``faggot quotes"?

Name: "if [...], you have nothing to hide" 2021-06-16 10:23

if (isAllowed( >>269-273,275-302 )) then

numerology >>24 | NextPermutation >>102 | top gcd >>139 | longest fizzbuzz >>140 | virus filter >>148,152,174 | yurispeak >>153,154 | code posts >>157 | wall of text filter >>164 | thread hider upgrade >>168 | word count >>182 | Ο€ stream >>183,184 | empty sage >>250 | all caps >>261

"die" post counts >>8,28 362/413 | rates >>30 | 100-groups >>47-49,165 | hourly count chart >>53,54 | timestamp delta table >>59,60 | decorators >>178,179 [parsetime, buttonnum, rmslinks, timedelta, count, rmsimages, fizzbuzz, hourdaily, primes, hofr, gcdlcm, fibonacci, broccoli, nextperm, +heartwalk] | source >>157 https://dis.tinychan.net/read/anarchy/1582047203

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/may/28/senate-republicans-6-january-capitol-attack-commission 🐘 Senate Republicans block creation of US Capitol attack commission 🐘 Senate Republicans have blocked the creation of a special commission to study the deadly 6 January attack on the Capitol 🐘 In a procedural vote in the Senate on Friday, six Republican senators broke ranks to back the commission, which was more than expected, but four fewer than the 10 needed to overcome a filibuster and for it to advance. 🐘 Friday’s vote marked Senate Republicans’ first official use of the filibuster to defeat a bill 🐘

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-16 10:47

Removing single-word posts seems to make the thread much easier to follow.
Array.from (document.querySelectorAll ("div.post > div.body")).filter (e => /^\S*$/.test (e.innerText.trim ())).map (e => e.parentNode).forEach (e => e.parentNode.removeChild (e))

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-16 21:01

So this just happened an hour ago and I am still shaking. I’m a staff in public accounting and was in the middle of a 3-hour training on Zoom. Usually when we have these types of calls I just keep the video running in the background and I walk around the room doing things to pass the time and distract myself from the monotone presenters. Well today I forgot that I left the camera on (I usually always have it off but earlier today I had a call with the partner to discuss my upcoming promotion, so I had to have it on). I had no clue I had left the camera on and in the middle of walking around and muttering to myself as I was zoning out, I flipped it out and started to rub one out. I did so with complete confidence, openly and ferociously, stroking faster and faster until I heard the presenter stop and kindly asked me to turn my camera off. Mortified, I lifted my pants up and rushed over to turn the camera off. Soon after the training was over I had a call with HR and they let me know that I was being terminated. I hated the job anyway so not so bummed about that, but I’m not sure what to say in interviews now if I’m asked why I left this job. Any advice?

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-17 7:39

>>305
Contribute to Open Source, being a sex offender is a requirement there.

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-17 10:36

Smoking >>305
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Naughty >>255
Girlfriends https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1533326

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-18 1:26

As he pushed in the rectal thermometer, I felt myself getting a painfully hard and obvious erection
"Maybe you should wait outside while I examine your dog," the vet said

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-18 1:27

What do you call aspirin when given rectally?
An Analgesic

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-18 10:27

if (isAllowed( >>305,306,308,309 )) then

numerology >>24 | NextPermutation >>102 | top gcd >>139 | longest fizzbuzz >>140 | virus filter >>148,152,174 | yurispeak >>153,154 | code posts >>157 | wall of text filter >>164 | thread hider upgrade >>168 | word count >>182 | Ο€ stream >>183,184 | empty sage >>250 | all caps >>261 | single word >>304

"die" post counts >>8,28 362/413 | rates >>30 | 100-groups >>47-49,165 | hourly count chart >>53,54 | timestamp delta table >>59,60 | decorators >>178,179 [parsetime, buttonnum, rmslinks, timedelta, count, rmsimages, fizzbuzz, hourdaily, primes, hofr, gcdlcm, fibonacci, broccoli, nextperm, +heartwalk] | source >>157 https://dis.tinychan.net/read/anarchy/1582047203

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jan/09/capitol-pelosi-lectern-police-arrest-adam-christian-johnson 🐘 The third man whose arrest was announced on Saturday was Derrick Evans, 35, of West Virginia, a recently elected member [R-Wayne] of the state house of delegates. 🐘 Evans broadcast his participation in Wednesday’s riots live on Facebook 🐘 On Saturday, Evans resigned his state house seat. 🐘 https://www.wtrf.com/news/west-virginia-headlines/breaking-wv-delegate-derrick-evans-announces-resignation-from-house-of-delegates/ 🐘 https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:https://www.wtrf.com/news/west-virginia-headlines/breaking-wv-delegate-derrick-evans-announces-resignation-from-house-of-delegates/ 🐘 Delegate Derrick Evans, R-Wayne, today announced his resignation from the West Virginia House of Delegates, effective immediately. 🐘

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-18 10:32

Upgrade of >>304 to summarize the recent runs of single-word posts.
((body2id, pred, handoff) => handoff (Array.from (document.querySelectorAll ("div.post > div.body")).filter (pred).map (e => [e, body2id (e)]).reduce ((acc, [e, id]) => {
if (acc.length === 0) {
acc.push ({a: id, b: id, bodies: [e]})
} else {
const last = acc [acc.length - 1]
if (id === last.b + 1) {
last.b = id
last.bodies.push (e)
} else {
acc.push ({a: id, b: id, bodies: [e]})
}
}
return acc
}, []))) (e => parseInt (e.parentNode.getAttribute ("id").replace ("reply_", ""), 10), e => /^\S+$/.test (e.innerText.trim ()), runs => runs.filter (({a, b, bodies}) => b - a >= 1).forEach (({a, b, bodies}) => {
bodies.forEach ((e, idx) => { if (idx > 0) { e.parentNode.parentNode.removeChild (e.parentNode); }})
bodies [0].parentNode.outerHTML = '<p style="border: thin dashed; text-align: center;">' + (b - a + 1) + ' micro/pol/cels</p>'
}))

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-18 12:27

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Name: Anonymous 2021-06-19 10:00

if (isAllowed( >>312-316 )) then

numerology >>24 | NextPermutation >>102 | top gcd >>139 | longest fizzbuzz >>140 | virus filter >>148,152,174 | yurispeak >>153,154 | code posts >>157 | wall of text filter >>164 | thread hider upgrade >>168 | word count >>182 | Ο€ stream >>183,184 | empty sage >>250 | all caps >>261 | single word >>304,311

"die" post counts >>8,28 362/413 | rates >>30 | 100-groups >>47-49,165 | hourly count chart >>53,54 | timestamp delta table >>59,60 | decorators >>178,179 [parsetime, buttonnum, rmslinks, timedelta, count, rmsimages, fizzbuzz, hourdaily, primes, hofr, gcdlcm, fibonacci, broccoli, nextperm, +heartwalk] | source >>157 https://dis.tinychan.net/read/anarchy/1582047203

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/01/08/politics/us-capitol-riots-arrest-pelosi-desk/index.html 🐘 Another man came to Washington a day before Trump's rally with hundreds of rounds of ammunition and an assault rifle and had texted acquaintances that he wanted to shoot or run over Pelosi. Federal authorities charged the man, Cleveland Grover Meredith Jr., with writing the threats 🐘 Meredith had allegedly sent a text message saying he was thinking of "putting a bullet in [Pelosi's] noggin on Live TV" and another that said he was headed to Washington with "a s--- ton of ... armor piercing ammo," according to court documents. On Wednesday, he also allegedly texted about running over Pelosi. Meredith punctuated his messages with purple devil emojis, and used several slurs for women to refer to the speaker, the police said. 🐘

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-19 10:03

Here's one positive takeaway. Whenever you see /pol/cels in another venue put up the thin pretense that they operate with arguments and that the other side is the one that needs safe space echo chambers, simply link them to this thread starting from https://dis.tinychan.net/read/prog/1612197182#reply_190 or to https://dis.tinychan.net/read/anarchy/1582047203#reply_580 >>157, to demonstrate how quickly the pretense is dropped and how the /pol/cels are invariably reduced to cavemen-tier bashing with clubs: "Me smash thread!" This happens even when it's a programming thread on a programming board.

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-19 10:28

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Name: Anonymous 2021-06-19 10:28

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