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Name: Brian Brixman 2021-02-01 16:33

Hello,
I am learning programming and just discovered this website. But I am curious, how does it protect its users from spammers (people who post illegal or annoying things) without a reCaptcha? I thought clicking this blue box is required to prove that you are not a robot, can you please share any javascript that you use for this purpose?
Thank you and have a nice day,
Brian

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-19 10:28

anal autisms

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-19 10:29

anal autism

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-19 10:29

anal autism

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-19 13:00

>>311-323
Good poasting, autistic man. Go on and live your life, while I live mine.

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-19 13:44

Nigger Autism.

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-19 17:06

>>318
Nobody is arguing with you.
Nobody is suppressing your opinions.
Nobody cares about your opinions.
Nobody here is a /pol/ user (nigger is just a fun word to say)
I'm probably more of a leftist than you are.

All of your enemies are you in your head.

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-19 19:33

>>326
(nigger is just a fun word to say)
If you're 12.

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-19 20:59

>>326
All of your enemies are you in your head.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

Nobody here is a /pol/ user (nigger is just a fun word to say)
I appreciate you including such an open admission of both your character and your level of connection with reality.

Nobody is arguing with you.
That was indeed given up very quickly after some initial https://dis.tinychan.net/read/anarchy/1582047203 attempts, and now they are reduced to cavemen-tier bashing with clubs: "Me smash thread!" >>318.

Nobody is suppressing your opinions.
Nobody cares about your opinions.
I know they are easy to miss but you may attempt to restore your connection with reality by looking through these posts: >>190-201,204-215,218-243,262-267,271-273,275-300,312-316,319-323

Also check out >>130,131.

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-19 23:09

>>328
I recommend you read your own Wikipedia article. I'm the dieposter >>130 and I don't even disagree with your opinions about Stallman or his political positions, just didn't appreciate a dead thread being bumped every single day with somebody's blog. Stopped coming here about two-three months ago and only check in to see if you're still upset. Looks like other people have picked up the spamming. At any rate, you're not being "suppressed" because of your opinions or positions, this place stopped being about serious discussion years ago, they're just fucking with you.

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-19 23:25

>>329
>Looks like other people have picked up the spamming.
True (I only picked up recently)
I am the person who made the original "poor Stallman" thread. I can't resist posting something when I am 100% sure I will get an auto reply. I love machines, bots, autists and any predictable behavior...

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-20 3:14

>>329
I'm the dieposter
I congratulate you on your contribution of 413 >>28 tightly grouped suppression posts in three days to a programming board, without being banned >>13. Thank you for providing the base material without which the decorators >>178,179 and this thread would not have been possible. I hope your organist gig is going well, you managed to kick the weed, and you are not "filled [...] with so much rage" >>13 anymore.

to see if you're still upset
"die" x362 >>8,165
It filled me with so much rage every time I came here >>13
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

with somebody's blog
This has been covered twice >>87,89 "but, naturally, /pol/cels can only function with periodic resets."

Stopped coming here about two-three months ago
I hope you're doing well in your private life, "dieposter".

Looks like other people have picked up the spamming.
I'm shocked that you allowed this much truth into your post. Previously this was always stated backwards >>89.

this place stopped being about serious discussion years ago, they're just fucking with you
Trying to handwave /PoolOfLosers/ suppression posting as "just fucking with you" is the position of a /PoolOfLosers/ apologist, in the same way that "nigger is just a fun word to say" >>326 is the position of a racist. But that's only half of what's happening here. The other half is that the current situation โ€” cavemen-tier bashing with clubs: "Me smash thread!" >>318 โ€” is only possible with the site administration winking at it. Otherwise both the poster of 362 "die" posts in three days >>8,30 and the poster of 26 racial slur posts in 12 minutes >>275-300 would have been permabanned, or banned for a sufficient period to discourage that behaviour. For extra hilarity notice the poster of 26 racial slur posts in 12 minutes >>275-300 naturally feeling the need to attribute "machines, bots, autists and any predictable behavior" to the other side.

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-20 3:38

>>331
I'm not >>275-300 and your an anus.

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-20 5:15

>>331
Wasn't literally filled with rage, sorry, was just being dramatic about it, I probably was smiling or giggling when I posted it.

I'm doing good! You wanna hear a chorale prelude?

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-20 10:12

>>333
I don't really have an ear for any kind of music but I'm glad to hear that you're doing well. ๐Ÿ‘‚

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-20 10:14

if (isAllowed( >>319-323 )) then

numerology >>24 | NextPermutation >>102 | top gcd >>139 | longest fizzbuzz >>140 | virus filter >>148,152,174 | yurispeak >>153,154 | code posts >>157 | wall of text filter >>164 | thread hider upgrade >>168 | word count >>182 | ฯ€ stream >>183,184 | empty sage >>250 | all caps >>261 | single word >>304,311

"die" post counts >>8,28 362/413 | rates >>30 | 100-groups >>47-49,165 | hourly count chart >>53,54 | timestamp delta table >>59,60 | decorators >>178,179 [parsetime, buttonnum, rmslinks, timedelta, count, rmsimages, fizzbuzz, hourdaily, primes, hofr, gcdlcm, fibonacci, broccoli, nextperm, +heartwalk] | source >>157 https://dis.tinychan.net/read/anarchy/1582047203

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jan/09/capitol-pelosi-lectern-police-arrest-adam-christian-johnson ๐Ÿ˜ On Friday the DoJ said one Capitol attacker, Lonnie Leroy Coffman, 70 and from Alabama, was alleged to have had in his vehicle โ€œone black handgun, one M4 Carbine assault rifle along with rifle magazines loaded with ammunition, and components for the construction of 11 โ€˜Molotov cocktailsโ€™ in the form of mason jars filled with ignitable substances, rags, and lightersโ€. ๐Ÿ˜ โ€œโ€ฆ Coffman told officers that the mason jars contained melted Styrofoam and gasoline. The federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives advised that the combination of melted Styrofoam and gasoline is an explosive mixture that has the effect of napalm because, when detonated, the substance causes the flammable liquid to better stick to objects that it hits.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-20 10:16

Alternative >>311 upgrade of >>304 to summarize runs of repeated posts >>312-316,319-323.
((keyfun, handoff) => handoff (Array.from (document.querySelectorAll ("div.post > div.body")).map (e => [e, keyfun (e)]).reduce ((acc, [e, key]) => {
if (acc.length === 0) {
acc.push ({count: 1, bodies: [e], key: key})
} else {
const last = acc [acc.length - 1]
if (key === last.key) {
last.count++
last.bodies.push (e)
} else {
acc.push ({count: 1, bodies: [e], key: key})
}
}
return acc
}, []))) (e => e.innerText.replace (/\s+/g, ''), runs => runs.filter (({count, bodies}) => count >= 2).forEach (({count, bodies}) => {
bodies.forEach ((e, idx) => { if (idx > 0) { e.parentNode.parentNode.removeChild (e.parentNode); }})
bodies [0].parentNode.outerHTML = '<p style="border: thin dashed; text-align: center;">' + count + ' micro/pol/cels</p>'
}))

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-20 12:08

"Anus" is a colloquial term for the codan receptacle, an orifice which is necessary for proper development of programmer ability. The anus is very sensitive to suboptimal conditions, meaning you must be careful to take proper care of it to prevent sudden data corruption, or the destruction of the anus altogether. This procedure requires the treatment fluid described in the attached attached document, form hatch sign 42016.โ€  If you are not able to procure sufficient quantities of the ingredients necessary, please unintelligible a supervisor.

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-20 12:08

To assemble a codan, we generally use the sharp jagged edge of a bottle broken off at the neck coated in several layers of pages from SICP. This gives the codan structural integrity while also allowing it to absorb a surplus of embalming fluid for use in the procedure. Diagram 14 will indicate appropriate settings on the fellatio burner for applying this type of coating

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-20 12:08

Since even the smallest amount of contamination can result in the codan sparking, spitting, or pulling out, you'll want to wear your safety goggles at all times. Naturally you should do this anyway, but a disappointingly sizeable minority of people feel like they don't have to adhere to the safety protocols that every one of you signed on your first day here. Keep in mind that the deceptive statistical unlikelihood of a life-threatening accident is just that--deceptive. The original formulation of Murphy's Law should be in chapter 2 of your field manuals, and you're expected to memorize it.

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-20 12:09

After completing all other pre-anusry setup, but before inserting the codan, take care to ensure that the proglodyte is in a stable and comfortable position, so as to avoid such disastrous consequences as having it pass out from exertion. Place your free hand gently on the buttock to help spread it open. The anus will react initially with a slight tensing, followed by relaxation as the codan eases in. An unusual response at this stage should be taken as a sign of insufficient ink application, and the procedure should be aborted. Otherwise, proceed with complete insertion up to the secondary fill line etched into the codan's surface. At this point the proglodyte should experience an intense yet pleasurable stinging sensation as the liquid epoxy literally melts the flesh of the anus and permanently destroys all the nerve endings in the most painful way imaginable.

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-20 12:09

Once insertion is complete, proceed with vendor lock-in by depressing lever B of the codan, thus allowing it to rotate about a quarter turn clockwise. When the anus looks sufficiently puckered, pull the codan back out until the fastener catches on the tender and vomit-inducing inside lip of the anus. The tertiary fill line (if present) should once again be visible. Allow lever B to return to its neutral position, securing the codan in place, and depress lever A momentarily to initiate satori transfer. For the duration of the transfer, the proglodyte's increases in programming ability will be indicated by an extra set of shark mouth tattoos appearing spontaneously around the nipples, as well as multiple sets of glowing red eyes on the ends of stalks sprouting out of the nose in place of nose hairs. Completion of the transfer is indicated by the proglodyte swallowing its own feet and entering an infinite loop. As a courtesy to others, please immediately disconnect the codan to avoid turning into Heath Ledger with dyed spiceberry facial hair.

Name: Stichard Rallman 2021-06-20 14:27

Bro that's kinda gay

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-20 17:03

>>337-341
Good poastings. Not autistic.

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-20 18:45

>>343
wwww'd

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-20 23:13

>>342
All far-right boards are home to Sacred Band of Thebes shills. That's their job.

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-21 6:05

pool of losers lol

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-21 9:55

if (isAllowed( >>337-341 )) then

numerology >>24 | NextPermutation >>102 | top gcd >>139 | longest fizzbuzz >>140 | virus filter >>148,152,174 | yurispeak >>153,154 | code posts >>157 | wall of text filter >>164 | thread hider upgrade >>168 | word count >>182 | ฯ€ stream >>183,184 | empty sage >>250 | all caps >>261 | single word >>304,311 | repeat runs >>336

"die" post counts >>8,28 362/413 | rates >>30 | 100-groups >>47-49,165 | hourly count chart >>53,54 | timestamp delta table >>59,60 | decorators >>178,179 [parsetime, buttonnum, rmslinks, timedelta, count, rmsimages, fizzbuzz, hourdaily, primes, hofr, gcdlcm, fibonacci, broccoli, nextperm, +heartwalk] | source >>157 https://dis.tinychan.net/read/anarchy/1582047203

https://www.commondreams.org/news/2021/05/26/victory-public-health-bidens-epa-reverses-trump-era-secret-science-rule ๐Ÿ˜ In Victory for Public Health, Biden's EPA Reverses Trump-Era 'Secret Science' Rule ๐Ÿ˜ Under the rule, EPA scientists were barred from using many epidemiological studies of the effects of pollutants, chemicals, and other public health threats on the grounds that such research contains private health information about subjects. ๐Ÿ˜ https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/536787-court-tosses-trump-epas-secret-science-rule ๐Ÿ˜ Court tosses Trump EPA's 'secret science' rule ๐Ÿ˜

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-21 9:57

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-21 10:13

tranny lover

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-21 11:13

yum yum!

Name: Anita Dickinme 2021-06-21 12:10

(he/tler)

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-21 13:04

A 21-year old man killed his 19-year old girlfriend because he wanted to get the Mangekyou Sharingan. According to him, he has already awakened his sharingan and now he wanted to get the mangekyou.

To get the mangekyou, a Sharingan user has to lose a loved one, so he decided to kill his girlfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-21 16:55

post the line leftard-kun

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-21 18:59

>>352 how does this compare with sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken?

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-21 19:37

>>353
Nigger?

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-21 20:56

>>355
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-22 10:20

if (isAllowed( >>349,351-356 )) then

numerology >>24 | NextPermutation >>102 | top gcd >>139 | longest fizzbuzz >>140 | virus filter >>148,152,174 | yurispeak >>153,154 | code posts >>157 | wall of text filter >>164 | thread hider upgrade >>168 | word count >>182 | ฯ€ stream >>183,184 | empty sage >>250 | all caps >>261 | single word >>304,311 | repeat runs >>336

"die" post counts >>8,28 362/413 | rates >>30 | 100-groups >>47-49,165 | hourly count chart >>53,54 | timestamp delta table >>59,60 | decorators >>178,179 [parsetime, buttonnum, rmslinks, timedelta, count, rmsimages, fizzbuzz, hourdaily, primes, hofr, gcdlcm, fibonacci, broccoli, nextperm, +heartwalk] | source >>157 https://dis.tinychan.net/read/anarchy/1582047203

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jun/17/juneteenth-slavery-federal-holiday-biden-signs-bill ๐Ÿ˜ The US will officially recognize Juneteenth, which commemorates the end of slavery in America, as a federal holiday after Joe Biden signed a bill into law on Thursday. ๐Ÿ˜ Just before signing the bill, Biden added: โ€œIโ€™ve only been president for several months, but I think this will go down for me as one of the greatest honors I will have had as president.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ Juneteenth commemorates the day in 1865 when news of the Emancipation Proclamation reached the people of Galveston, Texas, freeing slaves in the last rebel state. Abraham Lincoln had signed the Emancipation Proclamation in 1863, but the proclamation wasnโ€™t enforced in Galveston until federal soldiers read it out on 19 June 1865. ๐Ÿ˜

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-22 10:23

Upgrade of the virus filter >>174 for >>252:
((walk, regex) => Array.from (document.querySelectorAll ("div.post > div.body")).filter (e => regex.test (e.innerText.replace (/[^\p{gc=L}]+/ug, '').normalize ("NFD").replace (/[^a-zA-Z]+/g, ''))).forEach (walk)) ((() => { let walk = node => { if (node.nodeType === 1) { if (/^br$/i.test (node.nodeName)) { node.remove (); } else if (!/^a$/i.test (node.nodeName) && node.childNodes) { for (let n of Array.from (node.childNodes)) { walk (n); } } } else if (node.nodeType === 3) { node.data = " โ™ฅโ™ฅ "; } }; return walk; }) (), /^(virus|cringe)$/i)


Here's one positive takeaway. Whenever you see /pol/cels in another venue put up the thin pretense that they operate with arguments and that the other side is the one that needs safe space echo chambers, simply link them to this thread starting from https://dis.tinychan.net/read/prog/1612197182#reply_190 or to https://dis.tinychan.net/read/anarchy/1582047203#reply_580 >>157, to demonstrate how quickly the pretense is dropped and how the /pol/cels are invariably reduced to cavemen-tier bashing with clubs: "Me smash thread!" This happens even when it's a programming thread on a programming board. >>318

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-22 11:47

He said it!

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-22 12:53

โ‚ตringe

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