Hello, I am learning programming and just discovered this website. But I am curious, how does it protect its users from spammers (people who post illegal or annoying things) without a reCaptcha? I thought clicking this blue box is required to prove that you are not a robot, can you please share any javascript that you use for this purpose? Thank you and have a nice day, Brian
Richard Stallman stepped out into the room. We all screamed and giggled. I yelled "Richard! Richard! I love you Richard!" as I pushed my way to the front of the crowd. I held out my signed Gentoo liveCD and a felt tipped pen and begged Stallman to sign it. He looked at me with a twinkle in his eye. "What's your name?" he asked me. I choked. I couldn't say anything, I was so nervous! I opened my mouth to try to say something but I suddenly projectile vomited all over rms, covering him in half-digested white castle chicken rings. "I'm so sorry Mr. Stallman!" I said, on the verge of tears. "Don't worry about it, why don't you come back to my dressing room and help me get cleaned up?" It was a dream come true. "Of course I will, Mr. Stallman " I said. He led me back to his room and shut the door behind us. "So you didn't tell me your name yet," said rms. "Oh! I forgot! My name is Madeline!" I stammered. "Madeline, that's a very pretty name," said rms. I blushed bright red. "Would you like to help me change out of these clothes Madeline?" I dropped my Gentoo CD on the floor. I must have been dreaming, I thought. "Of course..."
I began to take off his stunning white leisure suit. I took off his coat jacket, then the floral collared shirt underneath it. I was face to face with Stallman's chiseled abs. He was covered in a thick black hair, the kind that you would find on a feral cat. He smelled distinctly of bear urine. "Have you ever been with an older man before?" he whispered softly.
I shook my head no. "Lick me," he said. I complied. I stuck my tongue out and began to lick his sweaty chest. It tasted like if you wiped your ass with a piece of salmon and then covered it in burnt hair. I was in heaven. I licked my way up to his left nipple, then his right nipple, then another nipple that was a few inches left of his right nipple. "Don't mind that," he whispered softly, "that's just my third nipple." By now he had a furious erection that stood out from his pants. "Let's go over to the couch," he said. "Okay..."
This was the moment I had been waiting for. Stallman lay prone on the couch, shivering softly. I began to unbutton his button fly. I slid his erection out from his underwear. It was immaculate. It looked like a burnt hot dog, all shriveled and blackened. His balls hung languidly bellow it, the scrotum covered in some sort of genital fungus. I noticed his peehole was located on the side of his penis, about two inches from the head. "Don't mind that, it's just my hypospadia." I began to suck. I don't know how long I sucked for, a minute, thirty seconds, ten seconds, seven seconds. It felt like a lifetime. It was pure bliss. Suddenly, he came in my mouth. I was surprised by it, and began choking. I fell backwards, splashing his golden yellow semen into my eyes.
I was blinded and choking on the floor. I couldn't breathe. Stallman began to hit me in the stomach with a bowling pin, hoping to dislodge the semen from my throat. He missed though and struck me in the back of the skull, dislodging my spinal cord and sending me into a coma. Stallman did the only honorable thing to do and stuffed me inside of a garbage bag and, thinking I was dead, throw me off of a bridge into the river. I eventually became entangled in a lobster pot and was brought ashore by a kindly fisherman. I'm a quadriplegic now and I no longer have any feeling from the neck down. But while my ability to function as a normal human being may be gone, the memories of that magical night will last for ever.
https://theintercept.com/2021/06/16/joe-manchin-leaked-billionaire-donors-no-labels/ 🐘 Leaked Audio of Sen. Joe Manchin Call With Billionaire Donors Provides Rare Glimpse of Dealmaking on Filibuster and Jan. 6 Commission 🐘 Manchin urged big-money donors with No Labels to talk to Sen. Roy Blunt about flipping his vote on the commission in order to save the filibuster. 🐘 “What I’m asking for, I need to go back, I need to find three more Republican, good Republican senators that will vote for the commission. So at least we can tamp down where people say, ‘Well, Republicans won’t even do the simple lift, common sense of basically voting to do a commission that was truly bipartisan.’ It just really emboldens the far left [sic] saying, ‘I told you, how’s that bipartisan working for you now, Joe?’” 🐘
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Anonymous2021-06-23 10:22
>>360-364 The first three are already covered by the single-word filter >>304,311. All five are already covered by the repeat runs filter >>336. Send brighter /pol/cels.
>>367 Keep in mind that these people are at the level of mental stability where they might occasionally feel the uncontrollable urge to tell someone to die nearly four hundred times in three days. >>8,165
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Richman Stallard2021-06-27 13:58
Stallman is a brave man fighting against unjust age of consent laws.
Many years ago I posted that I could not see anything wrong about sex between an adult and a child, if the child accepted it. Through personal conversations in recent years, I've learned to understand how sex with a child can harm per psychologically. This changed my mind about the matter: I think adults should not do that. I am grateful for the conversations that enabled me to understand why.
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Anonymous2021-06-27 20:04
Here's a variant of >>336 to summarize runs of at least some number of sage posts, currently set to 5. >>337-341,369-373
cavemen-tier bashing with clubs: "Me smash thread!" >>318
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Anonymous2021-06-28 18:24
>>381 I don't think they're reading the site anymore.
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Anonymous2021-06-29 10:34
>>382 Even if that happens to be true, that's fine. If both the libel posts and the answering pieces of reality >>368 are allowed, or are moved to "Deleted replies" together, there's no problem. It's only when blatantly asymmetric action is taken by the site administration to uphold the libel but suppress the answering pieces of reality — which has already happened on occasion — that the disclaimer at the bottom about poster responsibility becomes null and void, because at that point the site administration chooses to come out unequivocally on the side of libel.
Since the site administration keeps allowing >>386:
commie
https://www.stallman.org/archives/2021-jan-apr.html#31_March_2021_(Pro-business_party) I do not advocate being "anti-business"; it would be very bad to abolish business. (We have seen how bad Communism is.) However, businesses have a tendency to mistreat human beings, so a large part of the job of the state is to make businesses stop doing that. https://www.stallman.org/archives/2021-jan-apr.html#15_February_2021_(Fight_the_system) I agree with Ms Farmand's criticism of capitalism as it is practiced by powerful companies in the US today — plutocracy, extractivism and dooH niboR — but I don't believe in eliminating all capitalism (all private business). Rather, I advocate eliminating the political power of business, and restoring democracy.
There is a nasty fat bearded bum living near Boston. He is known to approach little children, offering to show them his MSwinedows. He doesn't shower and eats toe jam, so kids get scared just by his smell!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-called-epstein-a-terrific-guy-before-denying-relationship-with-him/2019/07/08/a01e0f00-a1be-11e9-bd56-eac6bb02d01d_story.html 🐘 https://archive.is/9f48V 🐘 Trump called Epstein a ‘terrific guy’ who enjoyed ‘younger’ girls before denying relationship with him 🐘 Back in 2002, when Jeffrey Epstein was known only as a mysterious financial whiz with a private island and a roster of A-list friends, being friendly with him was something to boast about. And Donald Trump did. “I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy,” Trump told New York Magazine that year for a story headlined “Jeffrey Epstein: International Moneyman of Mystery.” “He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it — Jeffrey enjoys his social life.” 🐘
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Anonymous2021-06-30 23:55
Here's a filter for those posts whose posters have conceded that they do not have any images available from news organizations that would expose themselves to lib3l suits, so they have to resort to their own shops. It'll be upgraded as needed, such as by improving the regex.
Array.from (document.querySelectorAll ("div.post > div.body")).filter (e => /[.]imgur[.]/.test (e.innerText)).forEach (e => { e.innerHTML = "Here's my shop on imgur."; })
Here's a generic post decorator to attach some characteristics to posts after the unlock >>376,377 for filter ideas. Currently it's just sage and length. The sageflag is extracted from the empty sage >>250 and sage runs >>379 filters.
