You want to format a string or get local time? Try again, punk

Any attempt to perform basic actions in C is an offence, and you will get banned from all MS products if you do so.

https://github.com/git/git/blob/master/banned.h

``Hey mate, why is our websight down?''
``Oi it's my bad, I accidentally added a call to printf to my quick script and Bill Gate$ suspended our Azure account for 2 weeks.''

http://news.ycombinator.com - Hacker News

http://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2019/09/15 -- Going to Jail