printf is too verbose and retarded of a name

Hey queers! Here is a proper replacement for printf called shit()

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdint.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <stdarg.h>

void hidden_shit(uint64_t a0, ...) {
va_list ap;
uint64_t type = a0;
va_start(ap, a0);
type = va_arg(ap, uint64_t);
for (int i = 0; type; i++) {
if (type > 32) {
printf("%s", (char*)type);
type = va_arg(ap, uint64_t);
continue;
}
if (type == 1) {
printf("%lld", va_arg(ap, uint64_t));
} else if (type == 2) {
printf("%llx", va_arg(ap, uint64_t));
} else if (type == 3) {
printf("%f", va_arg(ap, double));
} else if (type == 4) {
printf("%p", (void*)va_arg(ap, uint64_t));
}
type = va_arg(ap, uint64_t);
}
printf("\n");
va_end(ap);
}

#define shit(...) \
do { \
uint64_t S=1, X=2, F=3, P=4; \
hidden_shit((uint64_t)0,__VA_ARGS__,(uint64_t)0);\
} while(0)


int main() {
int a = 123, b = 456, c = 666;
shit("hello world!");
shit("c=",S,c);
shit(S,a,",",F,456.0,",",X,b,",done");
char *verb = "go fuck", *object = "yourself", *adjective = "dumbfuck";
shit(verb," ",object,", ",adjective);
return 0;
}

>>25

And that site, lj.rossia.org is basically a personal blog by Jewish Mathematician https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misha_Verbitsky but other people can create blogging accounts there too, and he doesn't care if if they write racist posts, because Misha has moved from US to Brazil, so they can't fire him for owning a racist site.