Name: Anonymous 2021-03-09 11:00
Hey queers! Here is a proper replacement for printf called
shit()#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdint.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <stdarg.h>
void hidden_shit(uint64_t a0, ...) {
va_list ap;
uint64_t type = a0;
va_start(ap, a0);
type = va_arg(ap, uint64_t);
for (int i = 0; type; i++) {
if (type > 32) {
printf("%s", (char*)type);
type = va_arg(ap, uint64_t);
continue;
}
if (type == 1) {
printf("%lld", va_arg(ap, uint64_t));
} else if (type == 2) {
printf("%llx", va_arg(ap, uint64_t));
} else if (type == 3) {
printf("%f", va_arg(ap, double));
} else if (type == 4) {
printf("%p", (void*)va_arg(ap, uint64_t));
}
type = va_arg(ap, uint64_t);
}
printf("\n");
va_end(ap);
}
#define shit(...) \
do { \
uint64_t S=1, X=2, F=3, P=4; \
hidden_shit((uint64_t)0,__VA_ARGS__,(uint64_t)0);\
} while(0)
int main() {
int a = 123, b = 456, c = 666;
shit("hello world!");
shit("c=",S,c);
shit(S,a,",",F,456.0,",",X,b,",done");
char *verb = "go fuck", *object = "yourself", *adjective = "dumbfuck";
shit(verb," ",object,", ",adjective);
return 0;
}