Don't make me learn

nooooooooooo grug no want learn wheel
grug know how to push box on ground
box not go fast but EVERYONE can do it

https://erikbern.com/2018/08/30/i-dont-want-to-learn-your-garbage-query-language.html

He should learn about job security: the more quirky is the system, the harder it is to fire the programmers on the team or replace them with cheaper alternatives. So each new DSL guarantees that they will get hell, if you get fired.