Distros you use that no one else likes

what are some distros that you use for autistic reasons, and why? I use openSUSE because it uses the btrfs files stem out of the box.

I use Ubagno because it's the first thing recommended for WSL.

Same on the servers because it's the first to choose on my VPS vendor.

Who the fuck gives a shit about distros. It's the same software everywhere.