/prog/ - What is /prog/ working on today?

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-21 9:45

Fucking cloud infra.

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-22 11:06

ancient erp
missed college

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-27 10:57

Since the only active programming thread on /prog/ https://dis.tinychan.net/read/prog/1612197182 reduced /pol/cels to cavemen-tier bashing with clubs "Me smash thread!" https://dis.tinychan.net/read/prog/1612197182#reply_318 and appears to be currently locked for posting, here's a variant of https://dis.tinychan.net/read/prog/1612197182#reply_336 to summarize runs of at least some number of sage posts, currently set to 5. https://dis.tinychan.net/read/prog/1612197182/337-341,369-373

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Name: Anonymous 2021-06-27 17:50

Trying to get the I2S bus to output a useable data stream.

Name: Anonymous 2021-06-28 10:48

>>3
What are you talking about even

Name: The Art of the Meme 2021-06-28 12:14

Name: lock test 2021-07-03 0:44

GET TURNED INTO BACON LIKE THE REST

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlotte's_Web

Name: Anonymous 2021-07-03 4:26

I'm trying to learn math and physics.

Name: Anonymous 2021-07-03 9:21

Trying to figure out what a monad is. It's been a 12-year project.

Name: Anonymous 2021-07-03 13:47

Trying to hax my own anus. So far there is little progress.

Name: Anonymous 2021-07-03 14:16

>>9
A formal-functional 'code golf' circlejerk to stack functions in some lovecraftian lego blocks with no utility beyond writing haskell one-liners(real projects
will not merge commits with such convoluted 'functional composition' code, because its not debug-friendly). The article below is the simplest
example of this autistic design.

https://medium.com/javascript-scene/javascript-monads-made-simple-7856be57bfe8
`This makes monads a very powerful tool to simplify your code. You don’t have to understand or worry about what’s going on inside monads to reap the simplifying benefits that monads can provide, but now that you know more about what’s under the hood, taking a peek under the hood isn’t such a scary prospect.`

Name: Anonymous 2021-07-03 15:24

The more monad tutorials you read, the harder is it to understand them. I’m not sure if you have any idea of what you have to do with the house or do you want to do that for you.

Name: Anonymous 2021-07-03 16:09

>>12
Have you read your Haskell Design Patterns today?

https://github.com/clojurians-org/haskell-ebook/blob/master/Haskell%20Design%20Patterns.pdf

Name: Anonymous 2021-07-03 17:41

>>13
tutorialCount += 1;

My brain has been pissed in, yet again.

Name: Anonymous 2021-07-03 18:47

You need to watch a lot of Rick and Morty before you can understand monads.

Name: Anonymous 2021-07-04 3:13

>>15
Utilize the Monad Pattern !
https://mikhail.io/2018/07/monads-explained-in-csharp-again/

Name: Anonymous 2021-07-04 6:08

𓆝 𓊈𓆝 𓆗 𓊉 𓊈 𓆝 𓆗 𓆏𓊉 𓊎 𓊈 𓆏𓆗𓆝 𓊉 𓊈𓆗 𓆝𓊉 𓆝

Name: Anonymous 2021-07-04 14:23

>>16
Please stop linking me Russian websites. Thanks.

Name: capey 2021-07-06 16:22

I'm working on a decentralized textboard project!

Name: Anonymous 2021-07-28 12:31

>>19
Decentralized how? Like the fediverse or true p2p? Do you know bitchan?

What is /prog/ working on today?

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-21 9:45

2 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-22 11:06

3 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-27 10:57

4 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-27 17:50

5 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-28 10:48

6 Name: The Art of the Meme 2021-06-28 12:14

7 Name: lock test 2021-07-03 0:44

8 Name: Anonymous 2021-07-03 4:26

9 Name: Anonymous 2021-07-03 9:21

10 Name: Anonymous 2021-07-03 13:47

11 Name: Anonymous 2021-07-03 14:16

12 Name: Anonymous 2021-07-03 15:24

13 Name: Anonymous 2021-07-03 16:09

14 Name: Anonymous 2021-07-03 17:41

15 Name: Anonymous 2021-07-03 18:47

16 Name: Anonymous 2021-07-04 3:13

17 Name: Anonymous 2021-07-04 6:08

18 Name: Anonymous 2021-07-04 14:23

19 Name: capey 2021-07-06 16:22

20 Name: Anonymous 2021-07-28 12:31