Good tech websights

What do I read when I feel like slacking off at my java pajeet job?

HackerNews -> full of "uhmm ackshually" turboautistic humanlike beings, also frontpage is full of politics
Reddit -> it's the same 5 links of the day, poasted across multiple subreddits
Lobsters -> Too slow and elitist
tinychan prog -> very slow, also I might get fired if someone comes by and reports that Sanjay is looking at posts saying ``KILL ALL NIGGERS'' at work
the daily wtf -> it's for boomers
jwz blog -> based but rarely updated

HackerNews - leftist hipster shit. Ban for saying "nigger".
Reddit - leftist shit. Ban for saying "nuke chinksects".
tinychan prog - leftist shit. Ban for saying "Stallman pedo".
lobste.rs - leftist commie shit. Pedos worship Linux 24/7.
the daily wtf - unfunny nigger tier jokes about COBOL.
jwz - old leftist mozilla hipster nobody cares about in 21c