A quaint encounter

I was walking through the streets of Rotterdam last Friday night around midnight, when a cloaked figure approached me. I thought it's just a drunk student, but the figure asked me with a thick Russian accent ``Do you have hamster?''. Please advise.

First reply. I just broke this thread's hymen. Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers. Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply of the thread, it’s what gives the thread its pace, and you'll never experience this thread the way I did. This thread will never feel the way it felt about me, about you. It's over, you might as well just go post on Reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread that I pump and dumped.

Have fun with my scraps, cucks.