what programming language is this?

what programming language is this?

APL -- A Programming Language
COBOL -- COmmon Business Oriented Language
Fortran -- Formula Translation

Suggested new names for corporations, like Facebook becoming Meta(verse):

Apple --> ???
Boeing --> Beta
Ford --> Feta
IBM --> I've Been Moved; One Bowel Movement
Microsoft --> ???

>>2
Apple --> Worm

Microsoft -> ms dot com

>>3

Apple --> Worm

Ha-ha! Atually very funny indeed.

"Today Worm Corporation announced that it would stop exploiting workers in China and that it would cave in to Metaverse's demand that all private personal data be turned over to Metabook's data-centers for targeted advertising and for omniscient surveillance of the life of every poor-schmuck user...."