The /prog/ paradox game

Let's play the Paradox Game. You post a paradox, next person answers it and posts there own paradox (programming related). I'll start:

You never again mismatch parens in LISP, but if you say the word ``autistic'' you die. Do you accept it?

Dick sawing faggots thinking they are improving themselves.
They Dick saw.
They then do nothing for 10 years. *
And then, after some time, they die.

*You are here.
See: The Darkplaces saga of Quake.