Someone send me money please

I’m unemployed, homeless and alone. Special skills: prog shitposter for 10 years. I have no food.

I have zero shekels received. Please

Step 1: become Liza Minelli
Step 2: sing Money money money money...
Step 3: left as an exercise for the reader
Step 4: PROFIT

Hey guys I l know this isn’t the right place for this , but I just really need help, if anyone can help increase my budget by a few bucks I really need 17.39 to handle taxes and shipping , well not really but honestly I can probably try selling a few things as well I don’t really have much but I’m trying to sell some brand name clothes which prob won’t go well… so I can finally buy a new cpu to work on my dream which is 3d projects and animations and such, and usually editing, my current desktop is so terrible I can barely afford a nice gpu, but hopefully soon when I am done with school which is sadly in 4 years… I can get a job and work full time instead of a crummy old 4 hour shift due to classes ;/ which any of that money can barely even go to things I want rather things I need you know.. anyway it’s worth a shot, thanks guys Xoxo.. https://www.paypal.me/52@4x13.net?locale.x=en_US

eat shite 2kike

>>4
Stop spamming my thread hobo

>>1

You can earn money by playing game! http://womplay.io

Seriously though, how does /prague/ make money? Internet Research Agency paid shitposting? Botnet oper8ating?

>>8
Working at a global corporation, I get paid for jerking off at home 8h/day as long as I attend the daily standup.

Tinychan gets funding from the World Economic Forum, to promote Trans, Racism and Women issues.

>>9
Literally how can you jerk off 8h a day without a sore dick? I sometimes jerk off only 5h when I take some speed and even then my skin burns like shit. I don't do this more than maybe twice a month but its still damaged permanently I guess.
>>10
Yeah bigot, you will need to provide a source for that. Because I'm sure we all deserve to get a share for promoting 'democratic' values on here if that is indeed the case.

>>11
You aren't supposed to be vigorously squeezing for 8 hours. There's more to the experience than that.