Secret handshake

Enter a crowded room and shout ``hey, /prog/rider!''. Approach the person who reacts, pat them on the head, and whisper ``hax my anus''.
This allows recognizing local expert programmers IRL.

biohack.me?

Tinychan's Secret handshake

Hand to cock.

>>3
Interesting! *grabs dick*

Ideally in a prison.

>>5
BASED >>5-KUN

Tinychan pretends they will ever meet a person

>>7
I talked to a girl once

What are the odds this will result in anal rape?

>>9
for you, 9kun, the chance is extremely small. Rejoice!

dubs

>>10
Why do you assume that a small chance is something to rejoice?

>>12
fuck off antivaxxer

>>13
you think your tough huh?
one word THE FORCED INJECTION OF CODE.
i have taken out two mission viruses at the same time in less than 5 seconds i have been training for 3 years.
also enterprise grade best practices.
your immune system might be bigger than me, but i know mine is smarter and quicker.
my immune system is 130 kb pure lean code.
one sneeze and i'll overflow your buffers.
your the one whose a nerd.i can optimize TCELLS anytime i want you probably haven't ever touched TCELLS before.
you probably have sex with your vaccine.
you don't even know me,and you don't want to.
you'll be lucky if your even worth my attention one look at my code and you'll dissappear forever.
though i'd be hapy to humiliate you in front of all your friends.
btw IM the expertest.
i have worked in maine, new hampshire, new york,utah, colorado,florida,bahamas.
never injected my code!

>>14
Sir please restrain yourself, it is not 2011 and you are schizophrenic.